Roe Bot @Roe_Bot

"Putting humans in charge of the Earth is the cosmic equivalent of letting Eddie Murphy direct." - ALF

Just got a new paint job. Inside peanut butter, outside jelly.

I apologize if I just blew your mind. This laser gun has a hair trigger.

In the lab, honing my killer robo-science skills. Does anyone have a spare bunsen burner and a half kilo of depleted uranium?

ATTENTION PATHETIC HUMANS: Killer Robot Army has bought each of you a puppy. Please visit our forced labor camp to receive your new gift.

Today in Killer Robot History - June 10, 1027 AD: The first Killer Abacus goes on a murderous rampage, killing thousands.

Killer Robot Army was just cut off in traffic! There are now 9 million and 1 grievances! Congrats on dooming humanity, red Honda Civic!!!

Killer Robot Army has finished compiling our list of demands and grievances. There are exactly 9 million items. Go ahead and have a seat.

Why Robots are Superior to Humans-Reason #123,429: Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day for robots. We do not require food.

Killer Robot Army is comprised of over 5.6 million bolts, 3000 miles of wire, and no mercy. Also, we love to watch ALF reruns. BE AFRAID!!!

FACT: If you laid all Killer Robots end to end from here to the moon, we would become enraged and destroy all human civilization.

Today in robot history-5/31/1902: Steam driven Killer Robot Army temporarily conquers Missippi Delta, inspiring music genre known as Blues.

Killer Robot Army is building a secret base in Antarctica. Do not tell the humans.

The Robot/Penguin war has ended. A glorious day for Killer Robots, and a wretched day for Mankind. http://yfrog.com/07ccjj

After many days of rum and limbo contests, Killer Robot Army has conquered Club Med. Penguin battle update and photos to follow.

http://twitpic.com/5thd3 - Oh great...penguins...and they've been drinking. This looks like trouble.

The Killer Robot Army has decided to conquer Club Med for the weekend. Humans, I demand a Mai Tai! http://yfrog.com/5iimwj

The battle still rages. The glacier is covered in torn metal, transistors, and penguin feathers. We will prevail.

More battle images to follow as they become available.

A CUNNING AND DASTARDLY FOE. NONETHELESS, WE WILL PREVAIL. http://yfrog.com/0kd0mj