Roommate Issues @RoommateIssues
Whether or not you actually have roommate issues, FOLLOW OUR PAGE! We always love to hear your stories and share ours! Happening all over the world Joined July 2011-
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You expect me to feed your broke ass all of my Adderall like it's candy, #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho ?! Go get a job at the Apple Store.
I'm not even going to miss the Jersey Shore drinking game... I can give that up for the great good.
My hypnotherapist just based a $150 session on the fact that I said "I can't find enjoyment outta anything on Netflix anymore." Enough said
You said you weren't going to be here tonight. Now I have to wait a full 24 hours to do #Ambien #yoga? Fuck you. #roommateissues
#WhenIWasYounger I thought #college was about becoming inspired & making lifelong friends. Now I'm older and disenchanted. #roommateissues
@LovecommaRobot just made their debut album available streaming via #soundcloud. GOOD MUSIC. Check it out here: tmblr.co/ZcMfTyRF0We6
A haiku just for you.. Takes you 6 minutes to eat and 6 days to clean the dish Fuck you. #roommateissues #poetry #passiveaggressive
I'm willing to wager $1,000 that the brilliant idea you had that you'd buy cleaning products today never actually happened #roommateissues
"Can u put this in the freezer?" "Sure, do u want me to put ur personality in the oven since ure a twat?" #roommateissues
My hearing is impeccable... except when you need something. #roommateissues #sorrynotsorry
You'd think that with the amount of yeast infections you get, you'd start to shower more than 2 times a week. #roommateissues
Baby powder and Bath & Bodyworks does not make up for your lack of a shower. #sorrynotsorry #roommateissues
Oh your boyfriend snores really fucking loud? well by all means, Skype him on full volume the ENTIRE night! #roommateissues
My bedroom isn't an H&M runway show. You can't just speed-walk in. Knock first. This really interferes with my sex & drugs! #roommateissues
Finally get to watch True Blood now.. I missed this show. And Sookayyyyyyhhh ;) haha
How's it feel to barely be the legal drinking age, & yet you use the same erectile dysfunction pills as 80 YEAR OLD MEN?! #roommateissues
And I Am Telling You #JustPromiseMe ure not killing ur girlfriend in there, because the sex sounds like a BAD horror film!! #roommateissues
I love being able to hear you two kiss through the walls. wait.... oh actually now I remember: it's fucking nauseating #roommateissues
Could you do me a favor and always lock the deadbolt when you know I'm about to be getting home? Great, thanks so much! #roommateissues
#THINGSYOUDONTDODURINGSEX... Squeal exactly like a piglet while I'm within (VERY) close earshot. If I had a gun u'd be dead #roommateissues
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