Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer
Savanna Comics Choice Comedy Award Winner. Hype man for the Champions. I’m Bafana thanks, and you? ❤️ Email: [email protected] rorypetzermerch.co.za Durban Joined June 2009-
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This will definitely kill the taxi drivers from my area😂
This will definitely kill the taxi drivers from my area😂
Somebody was smelling my bums at 7pm in Pretoria just yesterday 😂😂😂 like really
Somebody was smelling my bums at 7pm in Pretoria just yesterday 😂😂😂 like really
Awesome, thank you! Can't wait to meet you! ❤️
CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Please tell your friends to stop smelling my bum! 😭😭😭😭😭
@RoryPetzer We are already within
CHAMPIONS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Buy as much electricity as you can today! And then please buy tickets to my shows! Melrose Arch on 11 May: qkt.io/roryinmelrose Bond Shed on 25 May: rb.gy/cn4tkk Richards Bay on 31 May: shorturl.at/FHIS6 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
Help! These days I laugh at running dad jokes and enjoy running without being chased. What stage of adulthood is this?
Help! These days I laugh at running dad jokes and enjoy running without being chased. What stage of adulthood is this?
@RoryPetzer Can I cancel my tickets to your show?
To all the people posting those irritating keyboard tweets all day, look between T and U on your keyboard. ❤️
@RoryPetzer What are you saying about my Suzuki 😂😂😂
Me spending the whole day opening my keyboard in my phone. Stoppitttt! 😭😭😭😭😭
@RoryPetzer Suzuki swift can’t what 😂😭😭
@RoryPetzer Wait have you done the comrades before?
Comrades up run or down run? I’ve done the research! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Where are the RICHARDS BAY champions at? I’m coming to your hood for the first time ever on 31 May! I’m so excited! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Tickets are limited: shorturl.at/dAGM7
Whenever someone dies we usually say ‘they’ve gone to a better place’. Not in Cape Town. Capetonians believe there can be no better place. ❤️
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My ritualistic walks with Sammy through the undulating expanse of the Eureka veld serve as a meditative balm to the soul, especially on days clouded by the heavy discourse and vitriolic commentary that can so often dominate the airwaves and public sphere. Sammy, with his natural…
@RoryPetzer @LesleyAnnBrandt Thanks Rory, we had a great time 🙏🏽
'Racist' DA is holding a Rescue SA rally in Greyville racecourse just now. Look at all the 'Only white people' in attendance. #RescueSA
Comic Con Cape Town, my daughter with the Lovely @LesleyAnnBrandt
Wet and drizzly on the hill but otherwise perfect conditions. My sister, of course, makes it look easy! No cramps at least today 🙌
We have another champion to rally behind @RoryPetzer !
South Africa's 🇿🇦Innocent Masuku left Judges in Awe During Britain’s Got Talent Audition
@RoryPetzer Lmfao 😹 Let me ask if my bestie still has them as a client because you deserve a PR package 💀😹😹😹
Weekend is upon us! How many kms you hoping to clock in?
@RoryPetzer This drives me insane!! I’ll also tap my brakes to see him brake!