Rose Ames @RosieIsRiveting
inventor of procasturbation and the sargasm Joined May 2013-
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Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing? A: Top-posting. Q: What is the most annoying thing in e-mail?
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
'ok Google' sounds an awful lot like 'obey Google'. Coincidence, or basis for a 50's style science fiction thriller?
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Python 3.5.0 beta 2 is out: python.org/downloads/rele…
the mobile zoos were pretty cool though isangocdn.com/rsrc/cms/hero-…
Summertime New York is not the New York I fell in love with. It's all nice weather and smiling people enjoying their vacations. Ugh.
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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
I love my son but he walks like a friggin tourist. Actual quote: "look, mom - a molecule!"
irritation is bad enough, but when your expression of it is censored by the ducking autocomplete on your piece of sit phone...
9yo: "Mom, let's go on the subway!" me: "Where do you want to go?" (pause) 9yo: "I guess we could go somewhere."
stay tuned, everyone! Next week we'll compare birthday parties to ocular hemorrhaging
2 days and $200 later, the travel documents are on their way! Expecting the passport to show up in 3... 2...
Hey, baby, are you the C++ standard library? Cause I'd like to use your std namespace.
turns out losing your passport is actually less fun than a kitten snuggle pile. Who knew?
@briankimisms quick a: yes. The implementation is straightforward and left as an exercise for the reader.
I demonstrate, in the hope that others might understand #renga
neighbour nodes connect but overall, no story we pivot freely #renga
separate authors writing endless linked-list poetry #renga
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The nice thing about having kids is that they let you become the lame person you truly are. *Vacuums while humming "Elmo's Got The Moves"*
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