Routine Trek @RoutineTrek

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Routine Trek @RoutineTrek

2 years ago

Turns out Elon Musk was a space lizard. Linus confirms it off-hand one day. Tilly tries a mullet.

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2 years ago

The Cerritos becomes lousy with Lt Jr Grades. Q decides to create a universe were 2 earths orbit the sun.

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2 years ago

The garbage scow #JasonAldean loses engines and gets sucked into a star. Nobody cares. Boimlers original hair color comes in.

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2 years ago

1701G replaces all the shuttles with Delta Flyers. Captain Seven calls Naomi Wildman for a game of Kadis Kat. Picard makes some bad wine, but the klingons like it.

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2 years ago

A McDonald's opens on Deep Space K7. The Tribble population is decimated by big mac sauce. The yorktown gets a new shuttle.

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2 years ago

The USS elon musk is refitted for garbage skow detail and given a single hologram crew person whose sole job is pilot the ship between the sun and Jupiter station. Neelix gets a lizard.

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2 years ago

Starfleet introduces a new uniform that's a andorian blue but like the monster maroon. The Voyager E returns from the Delta Quadant.

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2 years ago

Pike gets a new cushion for the captains chair. Spock gets the flu and wears a space suit for a week. Dr Phlox retires.

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2 years ago

Boimler has to captain the Cerritos for the night shift. Somehow gets it stuck in a comet. Riker has to get the good horgon replaced.

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2 years ago

Seven drafts the Voyager EMH for 1701G causing another "measure of a man" style inquiry when Joe tries to decline serving on the new Enterprise

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2 years ago

Seven takes 1701G to Risa. Everyone had a good time. Jake sisko steals a shuttle from the enterprise to write a story about how easy stealing shuttles is.

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2 years ago

Mirror Boimler takes over the USS titan and eradicates several worlds trying to gain favor with the emperor. Tendi learns the violin.

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2 years ago

"Why don't we put on EV suits, and put some people in the shuttles to conserve oxygen, if we're taking power from life support." But nobody could hear Ensign Boimler over the commotion.