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Have found a new game to play with my car key which spells doom for my productivity
QUIZ: There are 36 players who have booted 600 or more goals - can you remember all of them? TEST YOURSELF HERE: tinyurl.com/2ywkdsaf
QUIZ: After Jamie Elliott probably won the car on Anzac Day we want to know if you can remember all 34 Mark of the Year winners since 1990! TEST YOURSELF HERE: tinyurl.com/ycxmta3s
Albo managing to fuck up the optics of appearing at a rally about taking action on violence against women by acting tone deaf to a woman organising the rally is the kind of thing Parks and Rec would balk at for being too on the nose.
How a bunch of conduits, bitzers and headbands (& Jez) continue to beat the handicapper theguardian.com/sport/blog/202…
Took note of this at the time too, all part of the professionalism I mentioned last night. So good at finding the marginal gains.
Took note of this at the time too, all part of the professionalism I mentioned last night. So good at finding the marginal gains.
Simon Hill’s call of this enhances the moment so much. Pure class
Simon Hill’s call of this enhances the moment so much. Pure class
Cats have become an ultra-professional outfit that just understand what they need to do to win. Everyone plays their role in a way that makes them so much greater than the sum of their parts. Relentless and ruthless on every mistake, they remind me of the Australian cricket team.
There’s no possible way they can’t pick him surely?
That’s a stinker of a 50 against Harry McKay. That really sucks
Patrick Dangerfield going off injured is it
Vince Rugari @VinceRugari
26K Followers 4K Following Sydney Morning Herald sports reporter | [email protected]
Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny
35K Followers 19K Following Chief cricket writer @codesportsau @newscorpcricket. Also some footy. RT ≠ endorsement. 🌞He/him. It was right at the time.
Joey Lynch @joeylynchy
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Ethan @ethanmeldrum_
4K Followers 574 Following executive digital producer + meme machine @listnrsport. stats @triplemcricket @triplemfooty. bunch of savages in this town
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For Vuck's Sake @ForVucksSake
5K Followers 643 Following Fan-made Melbourne Victory content. New podcast episodes every week. #MonTheVuck
georgia @georgjar
11K Followers 2K Following will talk at you about sport whether you like it or not. she/her. @aleaguewomen commentator. @SENnetball commentator. ⚽🏐🏎️
Nick Stoll @NickStoll
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Michael @MWL152
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Marissa Lordanic @marissalordanic
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Bo Bannie ⚪️🔴 @anniedundun
2K Followers 997 Following Lover of AFLW long sleeves. Chronically unfunny. she/her
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685 Followers 1K Following Writer/Contributor: @TheShovel. Formerly @TheLeaklive many seasons ago. Satire, Comedy, photos of my dog.
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2K Followers 217 Following Dive into the weird, bizarre and totally irrelevant stats of the AFL!
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Vince Rugari @VinceRugari
26K Followers 4K Following Sydney Morning Herald sports reporter | [email protected]
Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny
35K Followers 19K Following Chief cricket writer @codesportsau @newscorpcricket. Also some footy. RT ≠ endorsement. 🌞He/him. It was right at the time.
Joey Lynch @joeylynchy
11K Followers 1K Following Journalist | @ByJDLMedia | Bylines: @ESPNAusNZ, @ESPNFC, @guardian, @OptusSport, @AAPSport | @TNCFootball | Board: @CanteenAus - Youth Cancer Advocate
Evan Morgan Grahame @Evan_M_G
5K Followers 3K Following Journalist ⚽️ Digital content producer with @abcsport, friends with @bengubana, COYI
Lenny Phillips @lenphil29
4K Followers 271 Following Long sleeve jumper and count up clock advocate. Not an expert on anything, clearly.
Ethan @ethanmeldrum_
4K Followers 574 Following executive digital producer + meme machine @listnrsport. stats @triplemcricket @triplemfooty. bunch of savages in this town
Steve Smith @stevesmithffx
13K Followers 2K Following Digital media, content, general nonsense, things of that nature. Words here and there, occasionally for @ESPNAusNZ
For Vuck's Sake @ForVucksSake
5K Followers 643 Following Fan-made Melbourne Victory content. New podcast episodes every week. #MonTheVuck
Marnie Vinall @marnievinall
8K Followers 981 Following Sports reporter at @theagesport. Covering AFL (W + M) and general sport. she/her, views my own
Nick Stoll @NickStoll
5K Followers 4K Following Football producer/journalist living in Barcelona. Previously at @StanSportFC, @OptusSport and @SBS @TheWorldGame.
Michael @MWL152
1K Followers 1K Following Usually tweet about my favourite footy team. Sometimes about yours. Hate it when players take a bounce after three steps. Chronic pain sufferer.
andie @anndeejam
6K Followers 555 Following
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3K Followers 1K Following I'm an exceptional narcissist. Marty Stan Account. 🤖 👑 she/her 🍋
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3K Followers 2K Following vibe merchant. large goose. asst editor @ESPNAusNZ. hostin' @thefarpostpod & AFLW @footytips. very Melburnian, on Wurundjeri land. she/her. IG: marissa.lordanic
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2K Followers 997 Following Lover of AFLW long sleeves. Chronically unfunny. she/her
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685 Followers 1K Following Writer/Contributor: @TheShovel. Formerly @TheLeaklive many seasons ago. Satire, Comedy, photos of my dog.
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580 Followers 147 Following Enjoy the odd beer and watching AFL. Founder of the Facebook Page Useless AFL Stats. AFL Fantasy nuffie.
Useless AFL Stats @UselessStatsAFL
2K Followers 217 Following Dive into the weird, bizarre and totally irrelevant stats of the AFL!
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32K Followers 28K Following Doing the hard yards since '68. Queanbeyan-Canberra-Sydney-Auckland.
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2K Followers 1K Following 🇦🇺 Athlete 4 x Comm Games Medalist & 2 x World C'ship Medalist. 💙 Chelsea FC ❤️ Melbourne Demons. BLEST WINES 🍷Insta @blest122 @aerobowls views are my own.
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1K Followers 711 Following Journalist @10NewsFirstSyd, former radio reporter @2GB873
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Only thing keeping me here is #sokkahtwitter but the rest is rancid. Just fell into a Hitler didn’t hate Jews wormhole and now I feel dirty. People here either despise or adore albo. No middle ground at all.
So I came out the house at 5 am this morning to check if the car was frozen and I saw this bloke leaning on a wall with a walking stick I thought he must be out of breath just came out the door now at 6 40 and he's still there I shouted mate you alright then go no reply I walked…
I miss Tiger air. we didn’t know how good we had it. we all knew what it was and that was lovely
accidentally just quote tweet dunked on a teen. i have deleted the tweet in question and will leave some torn up waterlogged porno mags in the woods as penance
We are in flavour country 🚬 1 Vote: Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Make Me Smile 2 Votes: David Bowie - Young Americans 3 Votes: 10cc - I’m Not In Love 10cc achieved something special with this. The vocal backing track was layered with 624 voices!
Voting is open in the #GaryDempseyMedal. The list below contains 100 singles that charted in 1975. Give us your 3-2-1.
my favorite meta joke
All 18 AFL clubs have been told there will be an on-field pre-match activation in Round 8 to "pay tribute to the women whose lives have been tragically cut short due to violence." Both teams & coaches will come together "arm in arm." @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb
As a soon to be father, all I want from my son is for him to be healthy, happy, and a professional athlete
do you guys ever intentionally ignore the obvious answers in connections so you don't suffer the humiliation of answering the easiest ones first
Expected to miss “a minimum of several games” gonna be how AFL clubs start announcing injuries now.
Celtics C Kristaps Porzingis is expected to miss a minimum of several games with the right soleus strain, sources tell ESPN.
why do we, as a society, put up with this stuff?
It’s a year on from this VCAT decision and I can report that the pub has not magically reopened.
today is my final day at SEEK! I'm very torn about leaving — it's a great place to work, as shown by the fact that the Financial Review named it 'Best Place to Work' literally today. I've got an exciting new thing to go to that I can't announce yet :)
@RudiEdsall Beginning to think Rudi Edsall was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
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🤔Who has the best nickname in football? We'll start, with The Divine Ponytail himself.
B side of punk band Dead Kennedys tape.
You're all completely fucking mental.
Sarah Williams is clearly an attention seeking show pony and LNP plant. She couldn’t wait to run off to little Ben Fordham’s Liberal propaganda station. She’s probably looking for a Sky gig. Absolute snake.🤮 #auspol #ViolenceAgainstWomen #LNPNeverAgain #LNPCrimeFamily
ok my bad. i was the bigshot executive who told jerry seinfeld to get the Fuck out of my office when he pitched a show to me that wasnt woke
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