Rupert Hargreaves @RupertRemain
Helped universities and councils win EU funding for 22 years. Now helping asylum seekers find safety and security in a hostile post-Brexit world. PARODY. Primrose Hill Joined September 2026-
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Life in England as a police officer: 7:00 – Burglary. You do not go. You issue a number. Numbers are policing. 8:15 – Training: misgendering is a hate incident. 9:30 – Arrest a man for a meme posted in 2019. 11:00 – File on the grooming gang. Still “complex.” The meme is not complex. 12.00 - Arrest a man for throwing a plastic bottle. 13:00 – A politician’s front door was attacked. The man is on the camera. His car is on the camera. You write “no one on the tape.” 15:00 – The rape-gang file is still too big. The meme file is one page. You like one page. 17:00 – Other investigators watch your tape. They find the man. You say the picture was fuzzy. It was not fuzzy. 19:00 - The bottle man will serve two years. You put that in the team chat. 21:00 - A woman in another house is dead. She is not in the team chat. 22:30 - Fall asleep. Tomorrow there is another tape. You won’t watch it. Life in England is simply a paradise.
@GBPolitcs “We apologise for bringing civilization to you benign savages” probably wouldn’t go down well
@Lord_Sugar That's a lot of words to say you think the majority of british people are dumb as bricks
@UK_Dispatch_ Nothing unusual here, there's always replacement bus services on a Sunday
@PolitlcsUK labour immigration policy
@GBPolitcs labour government policy
@TheNorfolkLion Capitulation is not optional
🚨 BREAKING: My sources in Whitehall have confirmed the official British gov response to RAF Fairford: 1) The photograph has been referred for community impact 2) The farmer is being invited to a language workshop 3) Five UK nationals are a cohesion issue, not a perimeter issue 4) Erasmus would have given the young men a structured outlet 5) COBRA will minute the comments section first More guidance to follow once the climate has been assessed.
@Lord_Sugar The most noticeable change is the radicalisation of young British nationals. We must bring back Erasmus.
@PolitlcsUK the story keeps getting weirder and weirder
@HatterMilliner @PositivFuturist civil war
@Polymarket This country has gone down the gutter since we lost Erasmus. Andy knows what he's doing.
Perfect day as an asylum seeker in England: 7:00 – Check in to free hotel the council says does not exist. 8:30 – Full English. Paid for. Complain about the sausage. 10:00 – File a hate-crime report. A neighbour asked where you were from. 11:30 – Meeting with the support worker. She apologises on behalf of the country. 13:00 – Collect Universal Credit 15:00 – Marry the 7th wife. Registry office very understanding. Interpreter provided. 18:30 – Spit on innocent bystander outside the station. 19:00 – Tell the officer you felt threatened by his tone. 19:01 – Released under investigation. 23:00 – Beat your first wife (also your cousin). Life in England is simply a paradise.
@johnwillia12104 @PolitlcsUK Thanks john, doing my part to bring attention to the ridiculous state the UK is in. Spread the love if you can.
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