For a change, I’m going to begin the latest #TheWeekInTory with some news about Labour. Don't think this makes things any better, because it doesn't. I implore you, by all you hold dear, not to read this thread.🧵
1. Under Labour NHS wait averaged 9 weeks 2. After 13 years in power, the Tories’ latest PM, a deep-fake Thunderbird called Rishi Sunak, promised “bring waiting lists down” to 18 months as one of his “Five big pledges” 3. This week Steve Barclay admitted missing that pledge
4. Its OK if you don’t know who Steve Barclay is: his own family couldn’t pick him out of a line-up of one. He’s so bland his DNA profile says “404 error”. His official photo is the curtains behind him. He’s safe from my usual character assassination, cos he was born without one