15 Followers 37 Followingi was putting steakNpotatoes in yo ass every night.. but. u don't want that do u??U want ramen noodles n a mattress on the floor...messy...DoNOT contact me agai
57 Followers 83 Followingboy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!o
13 Followers 24 Followingfellas... you know i dont ask for much... but my fake US embassy in Ghana just got shut down and i dont know if i can make rent next month,
35 Followers 43 Following@.realdonaldTrump: Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
200 Followers 67 Followingwell i’m dropping my English class cause we have papers due every week and my professor isn’t as sexy as the ratemyprofessor said
25 Followers 39 Followingmy bong water is coconut la croix rose quartz rose water elixir blessed under a full moon with a ritual i did naked in the woods. namaste
49 Followers 1 Followingso after I FUCKED the doctor, her daughter saw and wanted some TOO. we stole a car and drive out to this abandoned house in the middle of nowhere. we gonna FUCK