Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

Just another college student scraping by. (I do not own images) Joined February 2018

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Today I apologized to my professor for always falling asleep in his class and he just goes "It's okay, you look comfy up there". #professor #sorry #tired #college #school

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Why do all my 60 year old professors have children between the ages of like, 2 and 10? #Math #professors #kids #LittleKids #college #school

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College Probs @CollegeGirIProb

7 years ago

Can someone please lmk how some college kids are traveling the world and I'm having to check my bank account to see if I have $4 for Starbucks???

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

You know that you’ve really fucked up when the ambulance is on it’s way for you and the football game and tailgating haven’t even started yet. #football #ambulance #college #school #already

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Mom: Did you bring any cash with you to school? Me:

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Hide the tables, college parties are starting. #TableSmashing #College #Parties

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

I keep trying to convince my friends from home to come to my school, but they want their own lives or something, and I’m just here like, “That’s stupid”. #school #college #friends #separation #life

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

How do college kids afford to buy followers? #follower #poor #college #buying #how

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Fortunately for college students, no one will ever rob them because they don’t have anything worth robbing. Lol wait, I forgot about the government and all of the banks that rob them on an interest basis. #college #poor #robbing #criminal #school #money

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

One time I took a 4 hour nap at school, but I tell everyone that it was technically two 2 hour naps, since I woke up for a 5 minute intermission to pee. #naps #napping #hours #school #tired

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

I have a college friend who follows someone from high school that they hate on Instagram purely just to like their photos and then unlike them just to spite the person. #hate #passiveaggressive #college #people #instagram

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

College is cool because you have no fucking clue what year someone is in. Either everyone looks the same age, or they are that one 50 year old in your lecture that is returning to school. #college #age #year #young #old #cool

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College Probs @CollegeGirIProb

9 years ago

Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable.

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

I wish that I could just take my high school friends with me to college. #friends #college #happy

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

I’m not sure that my college friend will ever visit me again bc when they met some of my high school friends, one of them was experiencing a meltdown & screaming in the middle of the restaurant about how no one loves them, while beating a table to death. Not scary at all. #scary

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Stores are already talking about “back-to-school shopping”. Bitch, I haven’t even made enough money yet this summer to buy those fancy pens that I like without breaking the bank. #backtoschool #shopping #college #money #pens

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

*My goals for this semester* “I’m going to study a lot, intern, get involved, join clubs, work and do everything that I can possibly do to learn” *Also my goals for this semester* “I want to sleep a lot and do stupid shit” #goals #conflicts #new #semester #college

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

Tip: If you plan on drinking, purchase a trashcan with a lid for nasty hangovers. Your nose will thank you. #hangover #tip #college #trash #vomit #badsmell

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

“You can’t spend money that you don’t have” Me: “lol tell that to my credit card and student loan bills 👌” #studentloans #creditcard #bills #money

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Student's Declassified College Survival Guide @SDCSGuide

7 years ago

One of my friends was disappointed that Halloween is on a Wednesday this year. I just said that it’s fine because there’s “Wine Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, and then Friday, Saturday and Sunday”. Then I realized that all the kids at my college are alcoholics #halloween #wednesday