SD meme machine @SDMemeMachine
follow for dank padres memes from your boi Dave Gaslamp, San Diego Joined April 2008-
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The standing ovation was always a terribly dumb idea that really only would ever work in a Disney movie. The man is a professional yet you all stood up and applauded him because he is playing like shit and he just needed a “lil encouragement”
The standing ovation was always a terribly dumb idea that really only would ever work in a Disney movie. The man is a professional yet you all stood up and applauded him because he is playing like shit and he just needed a “lil encouragement”
This mfer about to go 6 and 2/3 with 5 hits, 1 run and the Padres lose 2-1
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto throws 5 shutout innings & the 1-2-3 of Betts/Ohtani/Freeman go 7 for 14 as the Los Angeles Dodgers lose 6-5 to the St. Louis Cardinals in extra innings
No he was fucking not
No he was fucking not
Sir, you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
I’m just going to put this out there. Everyone is complaining that SDSU should be ranked but it would be classic Aztecs to then proceed to lose at home to D2 PLNU at home tonight and crater their NET rankings for the season.
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The Dodgers won 100 games in 2023. The Dodgers won 111 games in 2022. The Dodgers won 106 games in 2021. The Dodgers won 106 games in 2019. In 3 of the last 4 full seasons of play, the Dodgers have had 100+ wins & yet have been knocked out in the NLDS. That is unacceptable.
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The Padres fell to 7-23 in 1-run games following Monday's loss to the Giants. The Padres are on pace for the 2nd-worst record in 1-run games since 1900. However, San Diego's overall run differential of +90 this season would be the 2nd-best in team history (+114 in 1998).
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Dear #BringTheGold fans...
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If the Padres comeback and win this game we’ll give someone that RTs this post tickets to Devine Deck tomorrow night
Today is the first time I’ve ever heard the @GetSpectrum Spectrum One ad during the Padres game. That may be the single most annoying ad I’ve ever heard and makes me want to kms… Go Padres
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I can’t think of a fanbase I respect less than the Dodgers. Very, very disgusting people
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Trevor Bauer’s final line in his 2nd career NPB start 6.0 IP, 11 H, 7 R, 6 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 103 PI Coughed up 3 home runs
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For the fourth consecutive season, I had the AI create a motto for every MLB team.
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Instafan. If you are going to greet Padres Juan Soto on the street, best not wear a Dodgers hat. He might just toss it aside and give you the Padres hat off his head. #PadresCommunityTour
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