Software Engineering @SEBestPractices
Documenting the state of the art in software development. Joined January 2011-
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#If_US_Gov_Was_Agile, Debates would be standup meetings. 15 minutes long; what you did, are doing, and blockers. I'd watch that.
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#If_US_Gov_Was_agile: The burndown chart for "Iraq War" would look like crap.
It's HATEOAS, a REST constraint, not HATE-Os, the breakfast cereal of the damned.
SysAdmins don't get paid to sleep- be sure any mission-critical bugs you write are set to go off between 1 and 4 am.
Devops: A new fps where you play a sweaty, overweight programmer running around third-world countries carrying out missions.
Devops: A zany realty tv show where sysads and devs switch jobs for a day, and hilarity ensues.
Your coworkers do not get counted as defects, no matter how many times they break the build.
Remember, you can't spell "Snake Oil" without "SEO"
If your project functions at all, your relations are to direct and you need more observer patterns.
The only industries that /really/ leave no unsatisfied customers are prostitution and assisted suicide.
Measuring average method size is only useful after you accidentally catch a glimpse of a some other team's methods in the locker room.
The indentation-style holy wars are pretty similar to real holy wars: never ending, kinda stupid, and over something no one can see.
Measuring code quality by comment density is like measuring the quality of a politician by how much he talks.
Requirements volatility: how big an explosion you'll get if you get the requirements wrong.
Don't repeat yourself- cloning is currently too new a technology.
There's a group that knows what Information Hiding is, but they won't tell.
The burndown chart is a metric in scrum, and consists of a diagram of what I will burn down if you break the goddamn build again.
The principle of least privilege may be safely ignored by the Bourgeoisie and higher.
The only silver bullet in software development is a lead bullet.
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