Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

Pronounced "are-biss" New Owner of the SML Baltimore Ravens simmaddenleague.com Joined December 2018

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Death, taxes, Ravens flooding the Bills. These are the absolutes in life. Hell of a game, Ravens fans. Lamar starred on the game with a heavily influenced arcade style game featuring 2 rushes for 31 yards and 1 TD. League is sending him for testing. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! Simon Arbys is a YUGE fan of Canada. Love me some poutine. Anyway, on an unrelated note 42-7 your Ravens absolutely wiped the floor with the Bills today. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens Fans! And I quote... "Ravens Re-Sign QB Lamar Jackson to a 3 year, $156M contract." @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! Bad news -- I may have lost a good chunk of my liquid cash on poor investments. It really seemed like the comeback story of a has been former champion was going to pay out... That being said, we forge on! No free agents as of now! #bargainsonly @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! The sushi caterer is a ghost kitchen! We ordered lunch for the team today and everyone's food poisoning got worse. This is not looking good for week 18. We are trending toward being unable to play. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! Our team outing to the nude beach in New Jersey went well following our victory against the Eagles. That being said, our entire team has complained of food poisoning from the low grade sushi caterer. We will not be supporting them. Week 18 in doubt. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! We'd like to dedicate that game to the one true leader of the AFC West, QP and the Chargers. Have a small amount of breathing room, king. 31-13 Ravens win. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

ACKNOWLEDGE ME @Seahawks_SML Ravens beat the ever living poop out of the Vikings and that old decrepit man moonlighting as a NFL QB. 34-3 Baltimore victory, Ravens fans!

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! Please join me in congratulating the Pittsburgh Steelers on their upcoming Super Bowl win. While you're a fierce enemy, we're thrilled to keep it in the division! @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! JK Dobbins out-gains the Giants offense as we push to eliminate those pesky G-Men from the playoffs. While our season is a loss, our vengeance can still be felt. We're 1-1 after the 2nd game of our Titan tour with the third leg ending the season. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Here's a bit of breaking news for you, Ravens fans. We've agreed to honor WR Amari Cooper's trade request and have agreed to a deal with Chicago. We are acquiring WR Chase Claypool and two draft picks to continue to build our empire. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! What a gritty win against a Jaguars team that emanates from a disgusting cesspool of a town. We're at 2-0 on the season with a big early test coming up next against the Bengals! @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! We opened the new season with a gritty 24-21 home victory against the Raiders. It was fantastic seeing so many of you at the game today. What a performance from Mark Andrews who scored twice to lead the charge! Let's keep the momentum! @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! In a last second pre-draft trade we've moved back into the first round (23) and a future 2nd in exchange for WR Rashod Bateman. We wish Rashod all the best in Houston. It's a pretty terrible travel town...football down...just a bad town in general. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! Please join me in welcoming our newest free agent signings: Noah Igbinoghene and Zack Kuntz. Noah is expected to compete for a starting DB jobs and Kuntz, a 6'8" behemoth, is in line for #2 snaps. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens Fans! We kick off this exciting off-season with the acquisition of Rashawn Slater from Los Angeles. We're excited to add a young behemoth to our OL to block for Lamar! Trade Details: Rashawn Slater 2025 4th 2024 1st (CIN) Isaiah Likely Daniel Faaele @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! We completed the season sweep! Arbys 3, Thanus Club 0. What a fantastic team victory today against the Dolphins. We led in dominant fashion and walked away with a 31-7 win. We wrap up our first season of my ownership next week with Pittsburgh. @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! Simon Arbys checking in. What a fantastic game today against the Chargers. I watched in person in a suite, of course, but I hope you all enjoyed it from your homes. Our winning streak is now at 3 with that 24-21 victory. We got the wins! @simmaddenleague

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Simon Arbys @SMLArbys

2 years ago

Ravens fans! That's officially a winning streak! Our team makes it two in a row with a very tough win over a great Bengals team. Let's make it three next week! *Looks at schedule* Oh... @simmaddenleague