··— 𝕯. @SPLlNTERING

𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎. I: TOMATOGRATER Joined May 2021

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··— 𝕯. @SPLlNTERING

4 years ago

Intuitive. Tactful. I’m seeing the market value and it’s off the charts. But we can’t turn MLP into a soulless corporate porno even if it would make unspeakable amounts of money. I won’t let you do that to them.

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IA @bune9ry

4 years ago

No fucking way

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evn @cryb0i

4 years ago

i dont have a single yeehaw left in me

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4 years ago

So true bestie.

dave @turntechGeared

4 years ago

So true bestie.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

Imagine being short.

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4 years ago

Hard maybe. Not that you pouting would make me do anything I wouldn’t normally agree to, but I am being open minded here. I’m about to subject myself to the soulless eyed stares of your octillion plushies for the sake of comfort science. So just hurry up before I change my mind.

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4 years ago

Negative. We are not doing that. No candles of any scent. Wouldn’t that be a fire hazard anyway? Candles and blankets?

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4 years ago

You know, if you did something morally questionable… > Capping the pen, he puts it back in his pocket. …you don’t have to hide that from me. I’ve got your back.

𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑙 🏳️‍🌈‍⃠ @TlPSYGNOSTALGlC

4 years ago

You know, if you did something morally questionable… > Capping the pen, he puts it back in his pocket. …you don’t have to hide that from me. I’ve got your back.

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4 years ago

One might think that clouds are not molecularly identical to cotton candy, but I digress. I’m ready to be blown away by the level of comfort you’re suggesting. This had better turn out to be impressive.

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4 years ago

By all means, defy the laws of physics to prove me wrong. Uh… okay. I have one or two pillows on my bed. Nothing fancy.

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4 years ago

> Uncapping the pen, he holds the stained part of their shirt and starts brushing the stain remover onto it. It doesn’t look like kool aid.

𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑙 🏳️‍🌈‍⃠ @TlPSYGNOSTALGlC

4 years ago

> Uncapping the pen, he holds the stained part of their shirt and starts brushing the stain remover onto it. It doesn’t look like kool aid.

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4 years ago

It’s not possible to sit on a cloud. You’d fall right through if you tried to rest your weight on one. I do have some decent blankets though. Let’s… I can’t believe I’m saying this. Let’s build a blanket fort.

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4 years ago

What stained your shirt?

𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑙 🏳️‍🌈‍⃠ @TlPSYGNOSTALGlC

4 years ago

What stained your shirt?

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4 years ago

I can’t say that I’ve ever indulged in such a comfort. Even if I did, what is it exactly that blankets are going to protect us from?

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4 years ago

What are we hiding from?

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4 years ago

I’ve got a Tide pen.

𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑙 🏳️‍🌈‍⃠ @TlPSYGNOSTALGlC

4 years ago

I’ve got a Tide pen.

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4 years ago

Great. Don’t know how I could have survived without seeing this.

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4 years ago

What the hell are “sunglasses”? I only wear shades.

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4 years ago

You know how I feel about antediluvian labels. Besides, are you really trying to pass yourself off as some kind of a heterosexual right now? Even in jest that’s laughable.

𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑙 🏳️‍🌈‍⃠ @TlPSYGNOSTALGlC

4 years ago

You know how I feel about antediluvian labels. Besides, are you really trying to pass yourself off as some kind of a heterosexual right now? Even in jest that’s laughable.