SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

Your Favorite Masshole Blogger With Boobs Cometh To Sass The Twittersphere And Beyond. [email protected] (if you're nasty.) turtleboysports.com Massachusetts, USA Joined January 2017

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@anthonysbrown More like social media herpes and bandaged asses.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

HEY @facebook YOU GUYS JUST BANNING PEOPLE FOR SHIT THEY DIDN'T EVEN POST BECAUSE THEY'RE ADMINS? THIS IS AGAINST COMMUNITY STANDARDS?! WTAF

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

So please tell me #Facebook WHAT ABOUT THIS DOESN'T FIT COMMUNITY STANDARDS? CARE TO EXPLAIN TO MY FAMILY WHY I CAN'T ANSWER MESSAGES?

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

I just got banned on #Facebook for simply being an admin on the #Turtleboy page for something I didn't even post. What got me booted? THIS.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

Cyber Monday is fucking stupid.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@semper_ma It's easier to pee on a star than it is on a statue... I guess? 😂

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@theshunted I started digging on it after I started the discussion. I fell down a fucking investigate rabbit hole that is INSANE.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@theshunted Already in the works bud. I'm a girl of my word. This thing has gotten under my skin so bad. Totally unlike me.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

"Weird. I don't remember eating sunflower seeds." - overheard from the TBS bathroom. #ShitDeskieSays

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@FreeMuhTurtle @1BostonFanatics @Twitter That's fine. I can take over the account. I'm way better at the snowflake dialect than you. You know, Bernie and whatever.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@1BostonFanatics @Twitter Jesus. That's aggressive. I still don't get why @FreeMuhTurtle was suspended. He can be an ass but isn't this platform about open dialogue?

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@FreeMuhTurtle What the fuck does that even mean? It looks like a message we'd make Abi answer.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

Drove by a wind-destroyed plastic sweat lodge in someone's front yard today. Totes bummed I missed seeing an angry hippie pitching a fit.

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

When @KevinSpacey 's brother airs the family dirt to the press and he's a @rodstewart impersonating limo driver from Boise Idaho. Holy crap.

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Pikku @p_pikku

9 years ago

@SSTurtleGirl @FreeMuhTurtle You're going to be a pro in no time, SSTG!

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SouthShoreTurtleGirl @SSTurtleGirl

9 years ago

@melyssa2337 @FreeMuhTurtle That was me too. It helps having some kind of a platform with followers. The boss of going to kill me. He gave me a new way to dick around.