South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

Got a rant about @SW_Railway? Get it off your chest. We'll have a good old moan together. South East, England Joined January 2017

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

3 years ago

Please remind us what our money goes on @SW_Help? #trains

Nick Tanner @NickTan09913864

3 years ago

Please remind us what our money goes on @SW_Help? #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

3 years ago

Oh dear @SW_Help, you do seem to be struggling today. Short formations, overcrowding, services leaving early and rubbish customer service at #LondonWaterloo. Please get it right one day. Christ. You couldn’t sell a black cat to a witch 🐈‍⬛ @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

3 years ago

Not a train moan, but a moan about #cyclists. If you drive through #London (esp. during the AM/PM rush hour) do you find that cyclists think they rule the roads nearly causing dangerous collisions? Cutting you up, waiting at traffic lights 5 deep on a narrow cycle lane etc.

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

3 years ago

If you don’t like your job … LEAVE! Don’t cause other people to suffer! #TubeStrike @TfL

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

3 years ago

How can one celebrate bae Liz’s #Jubilee with just one train an hour?

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

3 years ago

Do you have any evidence of “cattle on the line” at #Godalming this morning @SW_Help? Your excuses are getting worse.

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Sound advice.

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Revenue Protection are on fire again today. An innocent passenger asked to buy a ticket at WAT with her cash ready and was instantly made a criminal by the attitude of the RPO. Come on @SW_Help. The attitude of these RPOs need to stop! @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

How do you rate @SW_Help?

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Answer this @SW_Help and @networkrail. What made you decide to do these works between #Guildford and #Petersfield during half term? No consideration for parents wanting to take their kids to London! @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Oh dear @SW_Help. The 10:22 replacement bus from #Farncombe to #Guildford has broken down. Problems every day so far. This is NOT acceptable. No explanation from the driver or anything. Now we will miss the connecting service! @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

It’s not very reassuring @SW_Help that your replacement coach drivers have to use satnav to find their way to the stations. One driver said he’s never been to #Farncombe! We have NINE days of this! @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

A nine day line closure between #Guildford and #Petersfid from Sat 12th to Sun 20th Feb? You know how to screw people over don’t you @SW_Help. Yet, you still think it’s acceptable to increase your prices? @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Maybe I should put an FOI request into @SW_Help to find out how much money they’re wasting on Revenue Protection Officers. #Guildford - 5 #Woking - 7 (on plat 3 alone) #LondonWaterloo - 5 (All standing doing bugger all) Isn’t this a bit excessive? @swtrains_watch #trains

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Automated announcement: “The next station is Woking”. Guard (2 seconds later): “The next station is Woking.

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Oh dear lord @SW_Help. We have another guard who likes the sound of his own voice and making light out of the broken heating in two of the carriages. Don’t joke about it chum. Fix it.

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Also, @SW_Help, why do your onboard guards repeat what the automated voice says within seconds? Too many guards are liking the sound of their own voices.

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South Western Railway Moaner @SWR_Moaner

4 years ago

Please tell me @SW_Help why your guards and train dispatchers (at Waterloo especially) go over the top with their whistles? Several blasts of 5 seconds is irritating! It’s getting worse.