Said The Kids: @SaidTheKids
Father of two in Toronto and this is the world from their perspective. Canada Joined November 2009-
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Misquoted movie lines: "Hello. I am Hanna Montana. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Imagine if it never rained. The world would be covered in chalk.
Did you know you can make wine from toilet water, bread and apple?
That sounds like a World War II siren. Trust me. I've played Call of Duty.
I'm eating the peanut butter slow so I can really taste it. Plus it makes the dog sad.
"One day we snuck into the janitors closet and found the sawdust he sprinkles on barf."
I want to have one baby. I'm either going to tummy it, or buy it.
You're lucky. You didn't have to go where the woman's underwear is kept. It's scary.
We should get rid of the car and replace it with a four person bicycle. That would be better.
Is it illegal to fire live chickens out of a cannon?
How can anyone tell what time it is from pictures of horses?
If you break something you have to buy it? Can I break something?
People 50 and under are going to survive. Old people are most likely to turn to zombies.
It doesn't matter if you're first or second- just as long as you're before the last.
I'm putting that thing aside for never.
If I wasn't alive right now, I would be so angry.
Not picking my nose for a week is my accomplishment.
You can't be taller then Godzilla. That's just the way the world works. Get used to it.
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