Scientifically subjective salsa reviews. Great Value bite size tortilla chips are always the courier, Tostitos medium chunky is the standard.Joined March 2022
2 Sisters’ Salsa Company “Original” has well blended flavors but is missing something vital. Throughout the experience you find yourself waiting for the culmination but it unfortunately never comes. 1.5 chips per scoop. 4.9/10
On the Border “Medium” salsa deviates from the norm a bit here. The light tomato base and garlic flavor made me question if I was on the border of Mexico or Italy. However, the medium heat categorization is very accurate. 1.5 chips per scoop. 5.8/10
Chi-Chi’s medium “Thick & Chunky.” This is what you want salsa to be. The milder side of medium but great ratio of thickness to chunk and very solid flavor. You can tell it is mass-produced but understandably so because this should reach the people. 2.5 chips per scoop. 9/10
Clint’s medium “Texas Salsa” has some taste but is not tasty. Very liquid base which strongly deviates from the last review we did. Could be enjoyed by some but I am not counted among those folk. Only redeeming factor is the “medium” heat is accurate. 3.5 chips per scoop. 2.8/10
Piggly Wiggly “Medium Salsa” is what you would expect from a medium salsa but a lot more than I expected from a Piggly Wiggly. Relatively average, thick tomato paste base. 3 chips per scoop. 6/10
Newman’s Own “Mango Salsa.” Definitely more “mango” than “salsa.” I can’t complain about a company that gives its profits to charity but even if I could I wouldn’t. It does well what it advertises, just know what you are getting into. 2 chips per scoop. 7/10
Taco Bell “Medium.” Very salty with a mild heat and flavor. According to Taco Bell flavor math that leaves us with its “medium” categorization. An overall average culinary experience. 2 chips per scoop. 5/10
frontera “Chunky Salsa.” Mild in heat but not flavor. Best when it is served cold and your taste buds are wanting to be a part of your life again. Will be trying the other frontera creations soon. 3 chips per scoop. 9.2/10
Mission medium “Chunky Salsa.” Far closer to mild than the stated medium heat. Very average flavor, ideal if you want to forget you are eating salsa while eating salsa. 2 chips per scoop. 4.5/10
El Pinto medium salsa “Fire Roasted Green Chile.” High quality flavor but a little too much liquid. Mild heat to begin but as soon as you take a break it immediately jumps to a high medium as if it is punishing you for slacking. 2.5 chips per scoop. 8.5/10
Sadie’s of New Mexico “Not as Hot”
Solid flavor, good things come out of Albuquerque. A low medium heat level upon first impression but quickly raises to a solid medium and lingers for the aftertaste. 4 to 1 chip to scoop ratio. 6.5/10
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