sam @SamKeuning
the name is sam for short, saman for medium || I love kyle || location: wherever obama is Joined July 2013-
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this is genuinely one of the most perfect jokes I’ve ever seen on here. bookmarking to come back often to simply stare at it
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looks like fucked up ham
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how it feels to have a drunk cigarette
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hot girl saturday
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After careful prayer and consideration, I have decided to take the $10 million instead of having to deal with some of the dumbest fucking losers in the solar system
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greg hirsch showing up in norway
being told “you can come if you want” feels like this
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Robert Pattinson playing a vampire again I’ve dreamed of days like this
ROBERT PATTINSON is in talks to star in Chloe Zhao’s DRACULA, The film will reportedly follow Dracula after he awakens many years into the future. Themes of being on the fringes of society will be focused on in Zhao’s film. tinyurl.com/ympxh3md
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Everyone says “take a break for your health when you need it” but like???? We do not live in a world that is conducive to that????
this is how it feels
as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days
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Girls are tweeting that the world isn’t ready for them to have access to Midnights like what are you gonna do Katie, caption a photo?
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i can’t get her out of my head. every time there is a silence i hear her
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obama voice: My uh, Chemical Romance
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me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table
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