Sam Is Sleeping @SamSleepTalk
The Shit My Boyfriend Says In His Sleep Joined March 2016-
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A little song before bed. #Icantbreath #funny #snapchatfilter #bee #buzzbuzz
S: We're gonna have to build it cuz of the third. H: Build what? S: The shelter and all that jazz. H: Wait....Why are you awake? S: I'm not
S: It's a perfect sentence. H: What is? S: I don't know.
S: I'm sorry I fucked up the buyer. H: what? S: The red. H: The red what? S: The red buyer is gonna get it. 😑😑😑😄
S-*grunt H-what? S-Thats weak... H-what? S-The nipple rush Im getting H-Nipple Rash!? S-No, nipple rush.Check in the basket for the sticker.
I don't think that's how that goes. #doingitwrong #sleeppirate #sleepmask #Yarrrr
How this works: Sam always goes to sleep1st. He then rolls over an says things unprovoked. I try to get more out of him. He Never remembers
S- Im guilty H- What? S- nothing. H- no tell me! S- I don't know of nothin. 😑...very suspect Samuel.
S- That doesn't sound very inviting. H- What doesn't? S- The temperature H- In here? S- The truck 😆
New sleep mask #pink #SleepingBeauty
S: shhhh... Shit. H: what!? S: .... H: you ok? S: *snores* H: oh....
S-*big cough* H-geeze babe.You getting sick? S-No I'm trapped. H-What? Trapped in what? S-There's a big treasure chest rejuvenation thing 😑
@Prayer_Hater one time he just rolled over and said "Cambodia" and I thought no one is gonna freaking believe that haha
@Prayer_Hater Thank you! I am patiently waiting for new material 😆
Sam only snores on his left side. This fixes that 100% of the time. #sleepmask #shutup
S- *grunts* H- you good? S- one more. H- one more? S- Just one more child. H- CHILD!?! S- one.
He just said "He knows of us. We're not gonna be in trouble. We have a dollar." Then he pat my butt
H: so you're sweaty cause you have powers? S: yea H: like super powers? S: yea
S: I think I have all the power H: you have power? S: all the powers H: what for? S: idk. I gotta be sweaty for a reason.
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