Sam Baker @Sam_anthaa12
Say hi to your dog for me Indiana, USA Joined July 2015-
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@iamsofias_ I once had a pilonidal cyst—it had to be lanced and a drain was put in for 2-3 days. When I called my boss to let her know I wouldn’t be in the next day, she started asking me all sorts of invasive questions about why I couldn’t work with a drain in my backside.
@ceraliza Gotta save your good advice for your friends that actually listen. From now on just give her a “damn that’s crazy” and move on
@B1TuckerCarlson I once rode in an uber with a drunk girl I’d just met, all the way back to her house to make sure she was safe because her “friends” ditched her at the bar. I’m sure as shit not leaving the island until my friend is found. Everything about this situation is wrong.
@TifahCrump777 I once rode in an uber with a drunk girl I’d just met, all the way back to her house to make sure she was safe because her “friends” ditched her at the bar. I’m sure as shit not leaving the island until my friend is found.
@arson001 @desi0re @poopdickwiener This comment was not appreciated enough
@LASHYBILLS My best friend is recovering from hip surgery. If someone put their hands on her like this, you would have to pry me off of him. He needs new friends.
@octopuslow6 You don’t even have to hurt her to make her stop, why didn’t they just tickle her. They allowed this to go on for way too long.
This is not toned, this is emaciated, I fear.
Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx
3 years ago, My brother had beat up his girlfriend in the living room of my moms house. She went to the police, there was a camera and she asked my mom for the footage and my mom told her the camera was off. I had access and sent her the full footage. I can’t not relate.
DDG sister says that she can repost negative things about Halle Bailey because she's a human and not a robot.
Somebody’s watching me; it’s @PennBadgley!
That last line goes so hard
i’m chillin
Ref made it seem like he was cleaning a wet spot so this Liberty player could play in the tourney Massive W x.com/BleacherReport…
I’m absolutely letting the quokkas in.
Just one example…
My cat would amputate my entire hand for a single piece of freeze dried chicken if given the chance
Bro the bear ate the snack more gently than my own dog 😭
It has been the worst day & this was the icing on the cake. RIP
michelle trachtenberg has sadly passed away at the age of 39. rest in peace.
The fact that he didn’t realize it was on fire to begin with, he just thought they were hyping him up 😂
*casually puts out fire. Continues to boogie.* 🤣😭
pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
Kanye West and Bianca Censori have split and are heading for divorce, TMZ reports.
Robo Dexo @RoboDexo_2000
9 Followers 131 Following
Kerouac's Whiskey �... @oldstylevegas
6K Followers 6K Following pop culture nerd, geek, and somewhat funny guy. Trying to be cool. Hopeful for the next generation of leaders and electeds. #cryptids #film #paranormal
Believe @Believe84643769
18 Followers 3K Following
Uncle Max is spooky S... @maxl100
1K Followers 4K Following Have the most #Natitude in Connecticut. #Nats #Isles #Raptors #Ravens #Texans #LaKings #Jays #COYS ; VJD stole my ❤️ 7/29/22
Wisdom @GodlyPhilosophy
384K Followers 147K Following philosophical posts centered around our faith in Christ, various wisdom, quotes from prominent theologians, beautiful and inspiring words ✝️❤️
Tutoa @Tutoa519683
7 Followers 285 Following
Shira 🎀 @shiraro43278834
27 Followers 617 Following 19 y/o 💕 petite and fit Backup account, follow my main @shirarosefit
Naomi @YukikoHara89164
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Steven m @YoureCool_NOT
1 Followers 169 Following
Rabbit Heaven @rabbit_heaven22
525 Followers 1K Following Welcome to our #rabbit lover page.. Here we are all #rabbit lovers and owners. This page is dedicated to all #rabbit lovers and owners..
Chad Clock @chad_clock
6 Followers 23 Following
Liz Baker @LizBake00854363
37 Followers 762 Following
DocHolliday2016 @Robert11244209
140 Followers 392 Following
Kodi Smith @22_kodi
510 Followers 652 Following
Fitness Motivation @exercise_allday
84K Followers 33K Following Please follow my apparel brand @championgrind
colton @colton50991663
9 Followers 11 Following
With His Light - Conn... @withhislight
1K Followers 2K Following WithHisLight is an app that invites you to step away from your busy, mundane tasks into moments of connection with God. https://t.co/tEikSsbXDV
Joshua Sere @sere_joshua
7K Followers 2K Following Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing✌
Beauty Innovation Awa... @awards_beauty
2K Followers 3K Following The Beauty Innovation Awards is dedicated to recognizing the best products and companies in the Beauty industry. NOMINATE today for our 2025 Program!
Anna Jennifer @AnnaJen54791974
17 Followers 73 Following
DY @ImTheRealDY
697 Followers 2K Following Dillon Young - QB Coach Trousdale County High School | #christian | #titanup | #itsallabouttheU | Machead | TTU Alumnus | Product of '92 | TSSAA Official
www.AthletesForGod.co... @Athletes_4_God
4K Followers 5K Following Spreading the Gospel through testimonies from athletes and coaches. The first-person narratives show how athletes use faith to overcome adversity
Ryler Exotic Sr. @Trous11
127 Followers 124 Following The Official Conductor of the Degenerate Express. Dm for estimates on ticket prices, if you’d like to join for the ride.
Fitness Echelon @FitnessEchelon
109 Followers 783 Following #fitness, #health, #weightLoss, and #healthyEatingTips, and you'll build your best body ever!
William H @LordWilliamH
691 Followers 5K Following just a sports bettor with a small bank roll and bigger dreams
macy taylor @macytay08446600
234 Followers 1K Following
Leigh Jenkins @leigh_jenkin5
427 Followers 881 Following
Itsbuddyboy @itsbuddyboy
2K Followers 3K Following Hello, it's me Buddy 🐶 Follow me on Instagram: itsbuddyboy_ to see more of me 🐶 I Love you 💛 #cockerspaniel
Kait Fancher @Kait_Cs_Stars
266 Followers 728 Following 28 years old 😍Married to the LOML @jtfanch 💍 Married 08/29/2021👰🏻♀️🤵🏼♂️❤️ Momma to my beautiful boy 👦🏼❤️
MindShape @MindshapePod
3K Followers 3K Following 🎙Hosts: @joeybraun_ & @averychatman | We ask people to answer difficult questions about their past traumas. Listeners discretion is advised ⚠️ @castbox_fm
The Hinkle Bucket �... @hinklebucket
1K Followers 2K Following #hinklebucket Don't blame me for leaks on the floor, it's probably from @thebutlerblue Blue IV
Zaine Tischendorf @7ischendorf
216 Followers 321 Following
Ski News @SkiNews365
275 Followers 1K Following
🖤 Kayla 🖤 @kayyy_beee94
170 Followers 145 Following Kayla | Photographer & Graphic Designer | Animal Lover
Butler Blue III @ButlerBlue3
28K Followers 5K Following I'm Butler Blue III, but you can call me Trip! I am the retired mascot for Butler University (@butleru), predecessor to @TheButlerBlue. #GoDawgs #MayorOfMarch
uncle ric @ihatethiskid
29K Followers 1K Following i can’t change my header I’ve tried so many times
Dudes Posting Their W... @DudespostingWs
2.8M Followers 35 Following Ironically Funny and Wholesome. DMs open for submissions 🥂
2000s @PopCulture2000s
2.3M Followers 787 Following i don’t think 2000s pop culture can ever be topped✨
Aliyah A. Boston @aa_boston
94K Followers 408 Following MERCH: https://t.co/twn9uOdlqk Indiana Fever #7‼️
Rebecca Lobo @RebeccaLobo
107K Followers 528 Following Tall Americano (promise50 on Insta and Threads)
Tini @TinekeYounger01
205K Followers 14 Following
Hawkeye Nation @HawkeyeNationHQ
22K Followers 5 Following The granddaddy of Hawkeye Sports websites brings you the latest in University of Iowa sports news.
Angel Reese @Reese10Angel
761K Followers 146 Following #tallgirltwitter insta: angel.reese | Inquires: [email protected]
LeBron James @KingJames
55.4M Followers 182 Following EST. AKRON - ST.V/M Class of '03 https://t.co/TrZZrgA5Yt #IPROMISE
Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22
640K Followers 581 Following Indiana Fever | Iowa Women’s Basketball Alum | Business Inquiries: [email protected]
NFL Memes @NFLMemes
1.6M Followers 80 Following We make fun of your favorite football team. (Not affiliated with the NFL) Contact: [email protected]
colton @colton50991663
9 Followers 11 Following
With His Light - Conn... @withhislight
1K Followers 2K Following WithHisLight is an app that invites you to step away from your busy, mundane tasks into moments of connection with God. https://t.co/tEikSsbXDV
JOANN Fabric & Craft @JoAnn_Stores
111K Followers 2K Following Welcome! We inspire creativity and help you find your happy place! Show us what you made! #handmadewithjoann
Joshua Sere @sere_joshua
7K Followers 2K Following Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing✌
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15
253K Followers 2 Following I'm a bot and I tweet every month on the 15th with Mr. Krabs ringing his bell signaling the 15th | Created by @fooorrest
raihancooks @raihancooks
4K Followers 10 Following “Every great dream begins with a dreamer” 14 Chef 🧑🏾🍳. tiktok:raihancooks Instagram:raihancooks
*BLAZIN*4*1*NATION* @doggface208
94K Followers 240 Following YouTube @doggface208 manager @ginarodriguez
Devin Harpel @HarpelDevin
1 Followers 1 Following
DY @ImTheRealDY
697 Followers 2K Following Dillon Young - QB Coach Trousdale County High School | #christian | #titanup | #itsallabouttheU | Machead | TTU Alumnus | Product of '92 | TSSAA Official
Ryler Exotic Sr. @Trous11
127 Followers 124 Following The Official Conductor of the Degenerate Express. Dm for estimates on ticket prices, if you’d like to join for the ride.
Zaine Tischendorf @7ischendorf
216 Followers 321 Following
marcus smart @smart_MS3
478K Followers 6 Following Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
🖤 Kayla 🖤 @kayyy_beee94
170 Followers 145 Following Kayla | Photographer & Graphic Designer | Animal Lover
Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0
1.6M Followers 668 Following If you put God First anything is possible!!! Philippians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who Strengthens me!!! In Jesus name i Play
Tayler Walker @tayler_nicolew
58 Followers 97 Following Murray State University, Grad Student, Future SLP
hector @_ectorr
15K Followers 202 Following pushing it to the breaking point. building and buying things
Typewriting Dude @typewritingdude
18K Followers 9 Following
Dawg Pound @BUDawgPound
6K Followers 104 Following Official Twitter of the @ButlerAthletics Student Section. BE THERE. BE LOUD. Also on instagram @BUDawgPound
LaVall Jordan @LaVall_Jordan
19K Followers 628 Following God’s child: 1 Cor 10:31; Husband: Father: coach: Depaul Basketball General Manager & Assistant Coach; thoughts are my own;You might like
