SamantheRoot @SamantheRoot
The Satanic Temple-Missouri, Kansas City Legion Ordained Minister of Satan. Programmer. Artist. Curmudgeon. Crank. Animal lover. facebook.com/groups/Satanic… Kansas City, Mo Joined January 2020-
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Helping a friend get through a few lean months. I don't post much on here, but this is me. I haven't been hacked or anything :) gofund.me/59012c0f
The Kansas City Legion of TST Missouri is doing a product drive for their local Hope House. Spread the word!
We had a great time today getting muddy & sweaty cleaning up Blue River Park! We're pleased to report no one fell in the water either! Lots of bags were filled & tires collected. Fuck littering. Praise Satan!
We ordered 6 bananas in our grocery delivery this week. We received 6 bunches. I guess it's going to be a banana bread kind of weekend!
Is the Senate likely to convict? Probably not. Does a second Impeachment still amuse me? Yes. Yes it does.
While it's true Trump supporter Kevin Greeson didn't die of a heart attack after accidentally tasering himself in the balls, millions of hard-working, tax-paying Americans believe Greeson died of a heart attack after tasering himself in the balls and our voices must be heard.
paypal.me/pools/c/8v2xOK… Kansas City Legion of The Satanic Temple Missouri is doing a flash fundraiser to collection donations for KC’s Foster Adopt Connect to purchase gift cards or toys for foster kids during the holiday season.
Looks like a fun time. (11pm for us CT folks)
Looks like a fun time. (11pm for us CT folks)
This dude is not playing around. It would be great if he turned around and ran for council so he could do this to Connie all the time! 😂
Just a reminder that white Evangelicalism in the US is steeped in white supremacy. They opposed eliminating Jim Crow laws, opposed racial integration and school desegregation. They had a huge role in getting Trump elected.
Just a reminder that white Evangelicalism in the US is steeped in white supremacy. They opposed eliminating Jim Crow laws, opposed racial integration and school desegregation. They had a huge role in getting Trump elected.
The president @realDonaldTrump should give a little and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, assure them you'll immediately resolve the systemic defects that allow cops to murder them.
This is an excellent and well thought out article.
This is an excellent and well thought out article.
.@GovParsonMO sounds like you believe in bodily autonomy. So can MO women count on you to stop passing abortion restrictions? Hmmm? Tick tock. Missouri governor says he 'chose not to' wear mask in store kctv5.com/coronavirus/mi… via @KCTV5
I put together a list of (non-rare, fairly recent & easy to obtain) books to read during lockdown. If you order directly from the list, sales help my friends at @papercutsjp stay in business while temporarily closed bookshop.org/lists/lucien-s…
Why...is South Park and Cartman trending? Listen, if your shitty kid watched that show, took Cartman as the hero, and went out be a bully, then just maybe it's not the show's fault. It's your shitty parenting. Fucking hell.

Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer
4K Followers 4K Following Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian
Dex Desjardins @DexDesjardins
2K Followers 489 Following Autistic. Disaster queer. Resplendent garbage. (he/him)
SophieKingStoned @beelzeBudtender
1K Followers 337 Following Satanist. Cannabinoid enhanced. Fix your heart or die.
Satanic Panic Attack ... @hellhoundharvey
6K Followers 3K Following Horror and comics fan. The Satanic Panic never really ended. Tweets are just, like, my opinion, man. Hail Satan!
Satanic Bay Area @SatanicSF
24K Followers 2K Following Atheistic, left-wing Satanists in San Francisco and larger Bay Area. Also hosts of the @BlackMassAppeal podcast. Daily Baphirmations update, well, daily.
Tabitha Slander @TabithaSlander
2K Followers 396 Following she/her. Head of graphic perdition at https://t.co/yqFItY4MON, cackling about Satan on the Black Mass Appeal podcast *Commissions closed*
Satanic Crosses @SatanicCrosses
1K Followers 852 Following He/Him. Satanist, TST, Sex+, 27 tats+, horror/sci-fi, hockey, bassist, golden doodle owner, icon of sin, and ally
Jenny Green @JennyGreenest
652 Followers 596 Following MLS. Fourth generation anti-fascist. Appalachian. Hail Satan. Non serviam.
Lilith Starr @LilithStarr
11K Followers 292 Following TST Washington Spokesperson & Founder. Minister of Satan. Wrote "The Happy Satanist" & "Compassionate Satanism." Won TST's Literary Excellence Award. She/Her.
𝕏 ʍɛɢǟȶʀօռ... @Megatronadium
621 Followers 880 Following She/Her, Queer, Neurodivergent, Educator. Tweets are not representative of any organization. I live tweet NFL.
Azrael Applegate Lawr... @onesundown666
707 Followers 805 Following Satanist. Atheist. Horologist. Psychologist. Consultant. Recovering alcoholic & addict. Scholar of Sin. Lover of Lucifer. All Hail Satan!!!!!! 👹🖤🤘👹🖤🤘🐐😈
BlackMassAppeal @BlackMassAppeal
7K Followers 2K Following A bi-weekly podcast bringing modern Satanism to the masses. Hosted by @satanicsf admins Daniel, @simonelasher, & @tabithaslander.
Stephen Bradford Long @stephenblong
10K Followers 7K Following Professionally curious. Ecumenical slut. Minister. Blogger. Host of the Sacred Tension Podcast. Passionate about religion, dialogue, cats, and spooky things.
Zee Kay @catphrenologist
458 Followers 843 Following TST satanist, academic, professional cat phrenologist. BLM. she/her
Eyebrows von Satan @Spooky_Potatoes
425 Followers 547 Following she/her. Penn State. nutrition major. Satanist. metalhead. probably sleeping.
Sannie @sannie23165928
300 Followers 194 Following Franz Bardon, Austin Osman Spare,Grow frankincense trees
NinaDiabolus @nishakittymeow
882 Followers 350 Following
Nicole @Nicole195024
35 Followers 3K Following
Eefrarwu @Eefrarwu322852
24 Followers 1K Following
Diseaus @Diseausxtu
38 Followers 4K Following
Satanicofaltar @Mattgugin
291 Followers 7K Following
Leasset @Leasset14739
76 Followers 5K Following
neo_okai @neo_okai
205 Followers 108 Following TSTAZ Congregant. Ordained Minister of Satan. member of the Satanists of Color Coalition. Sober Faction Council member and Intersectionality Chair
Son of Satan @adon369
5K Followers 4K Following 🜏In the name of our God Satan, the Most High Lucifer, rejoice!🜏🔞🤘🌈 Only 18+ 🔥 He/Him Bisex🏳️🌈 Satanist
Titetea @titetea12989
32 Followers 59 Following
Raquel @g_raquel87
239 Followers 3K Following
Colt @SufferingRex
20 Followers 294 Following Just your average teenager hopelessly trying to succeed in this day and age.
𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 ... @MEPHITEON
75 Followers 625 Following Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh - In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming H.P Lovecraft
Dubomb @SYN_Dubomb
54 Followers 563 Following Married to @ashleyhead90 PSN: I3xPI_Dubomb Activision ID: Dubomb#3847058 Xbox: I 3xP I Dubomb
Nephilim Sheol @NephilimSheol
23 Followers 227 Following
Darren Crawford @C54727374Darren
276 Followers 2K Following Don’t Give a fuck about Religion or politics am I am also a supporter of anarchy and social unrest believe that the government will fall to Darkenss and chaos
😐 @d1086c7bc1a044a
97 Followers 2K Following
Gary Sanders @garysanderspdx
4K Followers 6K Following Buddhist teacher w/ ADHD, practices TWIM, partnered w/ most amazing woman, vegan for the benefit of ALL beings, sober, grateful, lover of METAL🤘
SProfess @profess_s
487 Followers 4K Following QUANDO IL GIOCO SI FA DURO, I DURI INCOMINCIANO A GIOCARE!!!🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱MEMENTO AUDERE SEMPER✡️🕎🔯✝️💟 SHALOM 💟
Jason Atomic @jasonatomic
585 Followers 405 Following Artist and curator, creator of #SatanicMojoComix @satanicmojo & member of #artmodelcollective @artmodcol
✞︎✞︎✞ ❥�... @ayana_kamura
84 Followers 1K Following Optionad latine semper erat quidam cu novum. Simulmolestie dignissim molestie nisl morbi fames maiorum hac sollicitudin vocent.
Lion Satanic @LionSatanic666
238 Followers 867 Following I'm A God #hailyourself Non-Theistic Satanist📓 I'm Here To End Jesus Christ✝️ Be The Best Sinner On The Block...😈 Ave Satanas Hail Satan🤟🏼 🔞
☽⍟ʜᴇʟ ᴍᴀ�... @Hel_Mahazael
739 Followers 1K Following an “Antifa Atheist Demon puppet scumbag” Satanist, member of TST, vegan, unapologetic feminist, BLM, LGBTQIA. Hail Satan, Hail Lilith, Hail Thyself!
Carlos Chico Machiave... @Karl206510113
56 Followers 1K Following A patron of Neuroscience, Psychoanalysis, Evolutionary biology, Power studies, Nietzsche, and Machiavelli. love Knowledge. fixing workplaces and careers.
Valiant Ferguson @DAHLIASBLOOD
393 Followers 2K Following THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over
Mike Louw @louwmike50
423 Followers 4K Following
Yael scáth an bháis @LadyPaige666
606 Followers 4K Following non binary trans woman she/her/they blind gamer far left otherkin demonkin.
Leftist Witchy Nurse @Anngie729
53 Followers 60 Following ex Liberal, spiritual weirdo, energy worker, witchtok refugee
Rev.Sariel Na'Amah Ms... @salemlacroix
162 Followers 1K Following Earth is a sphere Flat earth is a CULT. Embalmer of all things Flat earth.
Randy @WrestlingFanRan
44 Followers 2K Following Plant-based fan of professional wrestling, horror movies, true crime, and reading. Casual fan of anime and manga. Detroiter. TST member. He/Him/His.
Jonathan Ship @ship_reckoning
21 Followers 51 Following Ordained Minister of Satan. TST Oklahoma lead organizer.
Eric Shemyaza @EShemyaza
25 Followers 116 Following My opinions, mine! | Geek | Indoor Cat | Evangelically Indoctrinated Apostate | Atheist | Satanist | Facilitator for Friends of TST AR
J Bryan Kilroy @KilroyHereWas
1K Followers 3K Following Author, adventurer, aggravation, and rollerblade enthusiast. World's longest running white belt. Master of my own density. He/Him #FuckCancer
Vamp.Coffin.Roadie.EB... @ArthurEbN
111 Followers 878 Following #Rol20, #DungeonMaster #SexIcon, #DungeonsAndDragons, #Leatherworker, #Pagan
dark_emo1997 @darkemo19971
197 Followers 2K Following ( 18+) #fuck12 HE/THEM photographer,Pan,xVx,trans,vemo:@darkemo1997ftm, 🕉️ Hindu🤘🏻straight edge, artist,vegetarian
Omen Cerberus @CerberusOmen
10 Followers 29 Following
Princess Deresa Josep... @CarmenJewel26
854 Followers 7K Following XXVI|philosophy and history student|activist|support worker|mental health|musician|future business woman and music therapist GHOST RITUAL 11/4/2022 #ghostwt
Vyvyan des Esseintes @VdesEsseintesX
142 Followers 306 Following Dandycore villain. vegan. straight edge.
Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves
57K Followers 180 Following Cofounder and spokesperson for The Satanic Temple (@Satanic_Temple_) Front Person, Satanic Planet (@SatanicPlanet) https://t.co/3Jsl2oIqeM
The Satanic Temple @satanic_temple_
139K Followers 215 Following We are the only federally recognized international (non-theistic) religious Satanic organization. Subject of documentary film "Hail Satan?" (2019)
Lanzifer Longinus @lanzifer
4K Followers 4K Following Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian
Dex Desjardins @DexDesjardins
2K Followers 489 Following Autistic. Disaster queer. Resplendent garbage. (he/him)
SophieKingStoned @beelzeBudtender
1K Followers 337 Following Satanist. Cannabinoid enhanced. Fix your heart or die.
Unholy Rosaries 🖤�... @unholyrosaries
6K Followers 885 Following Hello! I make Satanic jewelry, adore snakes, and draw. No gods, no masters. Jewelry and art commissions OPEN. they/them
Satanic Panic Attack ... @hellhoundharvey
6K Followers 3K Following Horror and comics fan. The Satanic Panic never really ended. Tweets are just, like, my opinion, man. Hail Satan!
Infernal Zoey 🔞�... @InfernalZoey
3K Followers 213 Following Zoey Inferni. Artist. Satanist. Main SFW art twitter @TheSphinxDen. No minors, please.
Chalice Blythe @ChaliceBlythe
6K Followers 395 Following Degenerate Satanist. Cliterature Enthusiast. Bluesky: https://t.co/vp5HKbsUQo
Rev. Rowan Astra⛧ @RowanAstra
4K Followers 647 Following Witch 💫 Atheist✨ Satanist 🔥✨No gods, no masters⛓️📚”devilishly clever activist" @satanicidaho Fuck Christian Nationalism 🔥 🇺🇸 🔥
Satanic Bay Area @SatanicSF
24K Followers 2K Following Atheistic, left-wing Satanists in San Francisco and larger Bay Area. Also hosts of the @BlackMassAppeal podcast. Daily Baphirmations update, well, daily.
Tabitha Slander @TabithaSlander
2K Followers 396 Following she/her. Head of graphic perdition at https://t.co/yqFItY4MON, cackling about Satan on the Black Mass Appeal podcast *Commissions closed*
The Satanic Estate @SatanicEstate
4K Followers 161 Following Temple: every Tuesday Tickets: https://t.co/NsJD50mVSt For support, please email [email protected] #TheSatanicEstate
Jenny Green @JennyGreenest
652 Followers 596 Following MLS. Fourth generation anti-fascist. Appalachian. Hail Satan. Non serviam.
The Satanic Temple of... @satanicnyc
11K Followers 243 Following
Lilith Starr @LilithStarr
11K Followers 292 Following TST Washington Spokesperson & Founder. Minister of Satan. Wrote "The Happy Satanist" & "Compassionate Satanism." Won TST's Literary Excellence Award. She/Her.
𝕏 ʍɛɢǟȶʀօռ... @Megatronadium
621 Followers 880 Following She/Her, Queer, Neurodivergent, Educator. Tweets are not representative of any organization. I live tweet NFL.
Gary Sanders @garysanderspdx
4K Followers 6K Following Buddhist teacher w/ ADHD, practices TWIM, partnered w/ most amazing woman, vegan for the benefit of ALL beings, sober, grateful, lover of METAL🤘
Minister Riley Phoebu... @FallopianSaint
635 Followers 129 Following Midwest Creator & Temple Satanist. Former Congregation Head - TST Indiana, Congregant - TST Indiana + Detroit,
neo_okai @neo_okai
205 Followers 108 Following TSTAZ Congregant. Ordained Minister of Satan. member of the Satanists of Color Coalition. Sober Faction Council member and Intersectionality Chair
Сучный взро... @SergeyYurievich
3K Followers 2K Following Lead software systems analyst (employed). I speak: Russian, English; Estudo Português All your base are belong to me
Reverend Jon Eldritch @eldritch_jon
86 Followers 51 Following Minister of Satan, Co-Director of TST Sober Faction, & Congregation Leader of TST ATL
OffWestEnd / Offies A... @OffWestEndCom
27K Followers 943 Following All theatre starts here! We promote and support over 100 OffWestEnd venues across London & beyond | #Offies #OffFest | ➡️ https://t.co/cBwBeldOjJ
Adam Ant @adamaofficial
60K Followers 13 Following
ALT 96.5 @alt965kc
76K Followers 7K Following Kansas City's home for @ChurchOfLazlo #ListenLonger || Always live on the free @Audacy app.
Sergio Pereira @SergioRocks
44K Followers 1K Following CTO building tech products, startup teams & writing about it. I work as a Fractional CTO for tech startups. DMs open
Sandman News @SandmanNews
36K Followers 119 Following News and content for The Sandman ☥ Proudly part of the @ComicsBulletin_ network ୧ #TheSandman
Kansas City Developer... @kc_dc
4K Followers 1K Following The Kansas City Developer Conference (KCDC) is Kansas City's premier educational conference for software development. Catch #kcdc2025 Aug 13-15, 2025!
Rob Ocel @robocell
1K Followers 991 Following Architect & Engineering Lead @ThisDotLabs, podcaster, father, runner, gamer. Passionate about web dev and mentoring developers! Framework polyglot. Let's talk!
The PHP League @thephpleague
14K Followers 45 Following The League of Extraordinary Packages is a group of developers who have banded together to build solid, well tested PHP packages using modern coding standards.
PROMO Missouri @PROMOMissouri
7K Followers 1K Following Missouri's LGBTQ+ public policy and advocacy organization. Tweets are made by the 501(c)4 organizational arm.
Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian
414K Followers 238 Following • I do a thing called Murder Mystery & Makeup and Dark History over on YouTube •
New York Times Best S... @thatonequeen
620K Followers 487 Following Black Lives Matter non binary (he, him ,his, she, her, hers)
Secret Machines @therealmachines
3K Followers 24 Following NEW ALBUM: The Moth, The Lizard, and the Secret Machines - Out now!
Publicist UK @PublicistUK
823 Followers 2K Following 'Intense, heavy.' -Decibel Magazine // We are: Dave (@municipalwaste), David (@goescube), Brett (@revocation), and Zack (@freshkillsband). RELAPSE RECORDS.
G-FEST @GFEST_GFAN
6K Followers 9 Following G-FEST is the largest regular gathering of Godzilla and Japanese monster fans in the world.
William Gibson @GreatDismal
260K Followers 309 Following Author of Neuromancer, The Peripheral, Agency… I’m also @greatdismal.bsky.social
☽⍟ʜᴇʟ ᴍᴀ�... @Hel_Mahazael
739 Followers 1K Following an “Antifa Atheist Demon puppet scumbag” Satanist, member of TST, vegan, unapologetic feminist, BLM, LGBTQIA. Hail Satan, Hail Lilith, Hail Thyself!
The SCP Foundation @scpwiki
278K Followers 179 Following Official Twitter for the fictional SCP Foundation. Follow for news, art, features, and fun! Banner by @anafabulaic | Sister wiki: @WanderersLibrar
Michael Harriot @michaelharriot
467K Followers 94 Following Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrio…At the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will.
AstronomyChild @FlungintoAether
5 Followers 67 Following Astrophysics student, either want a red bull, a nap or both
The Satanic Chapel @SatanicChapel
409 Followers 36 Following The Satanic Chapel creates immersive pop up event experiences in the Salem, MA area through partnering with different local event venues. MOVIE NIGHT 8/3/22
Jonathan Ship @ship_reckoning
21 Followers 51 Following Ordained Minister of Satan. TST Oklahoma lead organizer.
Tenacious Unicorn Ran... @TenaciousRanch
15K Followers 787 Following
Omen Cerberus @CerberusOmen
10 Followers 29 Following
Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
1.1M Followers 117 Following don't blame me, I voted for the email lady
Eric Shemyaza @EShemyaza
25 Followers 116 Following My opinions, mine! | Geek | Indoor Cat | Evangelically Indoctrinated Apostate | Atheist | Satanist | Facilitator for Friends of TST AR
Physics Today @PhysicsToday
805K Followers 253 Following Physics Today is the world's most popular physics magazine. (Header image: @ClaireLamman for Physics Today; see https://t.co/OBmUwWdZXB)
Severin's Eden @SeverinsEden
292 Followers 424 Following SW account of Dex Desjardins; partner of @cissaldan; New OnlyFans! https://t.co/4kvpwwuUQY
Katya @katya_zamo
1.1M Followers 961 Following Tall creative young woman in her early forties looking to remodel your main bathroom for ten thousand dollars
Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon
576K Followers 3K Following Actress. On TOUR with “The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show” ⤵️
tAudrey || LEP #2690 @ooaudreyo
648 Followers 2K Following momentarily sentient stardust, possessed by lightning
Vyvyan des Esseintes @VdesEsseintesX
142 Followers 306 Following Dandycore villain. vegan. straight edge.
Sam Walker @SamanthaSeigle6
467 Followers 528 Following A free spirited woman from Texas who loves life in general. Loves philosophy, music, theatre arts, cosmetics, hair stylin', and education in all forms.
Derek J @EnlightenedDJ77
239 Followers 5K Following TST, Satanist, Sober as Fuck, Gonzo, Guitar, blue collar, lgBt, just a collection of all the cool shit 😎 🤘 35
Sannie @sannie23165928
300 Followers 194 Following Franz Bardon, Austin Osman Spare,Grow frankincense trees
Ginger Lay @Gingerlay429
334 Followers 1K Following The Satanic Temple/ The Satanic Temple Indiana Congregation Leadership Council. Postings on this site are my own & do not necessarily represent my employer’s..
Ash Patrick Schade @SchadeAsh
479 Followers 438 Following TST Detroit minister, TSTWV co-founder, dad, Satanist, and friend. 🏳️⚧️