samwich @SamwichSmith

Insta @ samwichsmith indiana Joined September 2013

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Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor

5 years ago

My parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment.

HIMYM @OfficialHIMYM

5 years ago

Happy Birthday Josh Radnor! Tell us your favorite Ted moment below 🙌

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samwich @SamwichSmith

5 years ago

In the gym mirror: Wow I might be getting too big, maybe I should slow it down. In the mirror at home: Have you ever lifted a weight in your life?

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Olivia Haworth @ohaworth98

6 years ago

hey @drewbrees Purdue needs you to buy the Neon Cactus to save us all

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samwich @SamwichSmith

6 years ago

I’m not saying my kids have to be cool, but if they don’t try to get semi trucks to honk while driving on our family vacations I’m gonna be very disappointed.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

6 years ago

The most accurate way to describe my taste in music is songs that are fire to listen to when alone but would get you roasted if played in a group setting.

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Gibs @guhbrella

7 years ago

Did Elon Musk ever think about how his kid is going to bubble his name in on a scantron #elonmuskbaby

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

Definition of betrayal: Finding seeds in your seedless cutie oranges...

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samwich @SamwichSmith

12 years ago

Probably the most boring spring break of my life!

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If you ever get worried about failing out of college just remember Mike Wozowski and James P. Sullivan were expelled from Monsters University and still managed to be the number one team on the scare floor.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

It’s officially cussing under your breath while walking to class because you’re so cold weather.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

Need some tegrity? @SouthPark

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

Nothing on twitter has ever really impacted my personal life until people starting videoing themselves licking tubs of ice cream and putting it back and now I can’t buy my cookie dough ice cream without sketching out.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

@Huffy224 Is this even a question?

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

I miss the days where the hardest decision I had to make was picking which Scooby Doo theme song I liked the best.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

I’m not saying I peaked in elementary school, but I could fit my hand in a can of Pringle’s a whole lot easier than I can now.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

When your alarm goes off for your 8am class.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

7 years ago

I accidentally ate a brown spot on a banana today and I just don’t know what to do now that I know I’m invincible.

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samwich @SamwichSmith

8 years ago

After spending $180 on groceries I have decided adulting isn’t for me and so I will be taking my talents back to my childhood where I don’t have to sleep for dinner or cut my arm off for a gallon of milk.