SandymanDan @SandymanDan

Reality is yours. Let yourself flow. Realize teleological oblivion. Joined November 2012

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Red Bull Gaming @redbullgaming

10 years ago

Life is about the company you keep.

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Blind Chow @BlindChow

11 years ago

*sports happens* my god, the sports [putting a hand to my forehead as I stagger backwards] my god

Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin

12 years ago

[TSA officer sees Edward Scissorhands going through security] HEY STOP take your fucking laptop out of its case

SandymanDan @SandymanDan

11 years ago

@yasmeenjavs omw

SandymanDan @SandymanDan

11 years ago

@yasmeenjavs come here!!!1!

Duck of the day @duckoftheday

11 years ago

14 Sep 2015

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Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott

11 years ago

how it feels to chew 5 gum pic.x.com/w4oYQi47mC

Jay @DirtMcTurd

11 years ago

I am so tried of auto correct jokes

SandymanDan @SandymanDan

11 years ago

When I die I want to be dipped in a vat of hollandaise sauce... wait scratch that i wanna be alive does anyone have a vat of hollandaise sau

jawn wick @furbyburglar

11 years ago

good boy (Vine by @White_People_Do) vine.co/v/eObEZ2r3iIh

A bear @A_single_bear

12 years ago

I balanced a bunch of leaves on my back today. They fell off when I sat down in some mud I found. This is a good day so far. I am a bear.

Best TikToks @TheFunnyVines

12 years ago

When you know something is stupid but you do it anyways vine.co/v/eAK06wYPav9

pat tobin @tastefactory

12 years ago

When you find out the rest stop McDonald's serves breakfast until 11.

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Snow Ball @InhofesSnowBall

12 years ago

I would like to thank @JimInhofe for bringing me in to discuss the very serious issue of climate change denial denial #climatechange

Podieq @Podieq829404

7 Followers 263 Following

Old account got hacked temp account till my new one is back

tanman97 @tanman97122055

5 Followers 74 Following Old account got hacked temp account till my new one is back

games @RASENGANPRINCE

268 Followers 1K Following

Feras Awajan @feras02533662

70 Followers 3K Following

Kari Marshall @kmarshall7463

74 Followers 672 Following

Amber @BerJavs71

8 Followers 15 Following

Michigan Pre Law Soci... @MPreLawSociety

56 Followers 606 Following

Satan stands as the ultimate icon for the selfless revolt against tyranny, free & rational inquiry, and the responsible pursuit of happiness.

Cameron James @cameronjamesz

146 Followers 2K Following Satan stands as the ultimate icon for the selfless revolt against tyranny, free & rational inquiry, and the responsible pursuit of happiness.

Mike Wilson @THMikewilson

21 Followers 141 Following

Tweetex @IamTweetex

39 Followers 362 Following

Ghostly. Of Art & Artifice since 1999.

Ghostly International @ghostly

106K Followers 63K Following Ghostly. Of Art & Artifice since 1999.

is this thing still on?

krautsider @krautsider

27K Followers 30K Following is this thing still on?

I'm wise beyond my years, but eat hay and shit everywhere. What a mess.

Peter @peter2peter2pet

373 Followers 404 Following I'm wise beyond my years, but eat hay and shit everywhere. What a mess.

STRIPE @MRHONEST2JSG

110K Followers 112K Following Hey fuck you

NEW episode airs April 5th @ 7pm UK time, on SKY Channel 237 • A new editorial sketch comedy show about movies…and one slutty puppet. Instagram: TrailerParKids

Trailer Park Kids @TrailerParkids

14K Followers 21K Following NEW episode airs April 5th @ 7pm UK time, on SKY Channel 237 • A new editorial sketch comedy show about movies…and one slutty puppet. Instagram: TrailerParKids

Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility. - George Orwell 質疑一切

Pete Sampson @PeteSampson81

82K Followers 83K Following Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility. - George Orwell 質疑一切

☃️. opinions are his own (he, him, his)

big bruce boy @bruceatecake

54 Followers 88 Following ☃️. opinions are his own (he, him, his)

大学生です。ＩＳＩＳ chanムーブメントに賛同しています。テロリズムへ臆病な批判を。ムーブメントの解説←をツイートしていきます。拡散希望

ﾎﾟﾒﾗ (ISIS ch... @ztube_

312 Followers 1K Following 大学生です。ＩＳＩＳ chanムーブメントに賛同しています。テロリズムへ臆病な批判を。ムーブメントの解説←をツイートしていきます。拡散希望

Just your local DMV Raver tweeting relatable rave things #Plur

DMV RAVE FAM @JustRaverThings

113 Followers 356 Following Just your local DMV Raver tweeting relatable rave things #Plur

Christian @TheChristianJB

120 Followers 143 Following

Stay hungry, stay foolish. 〽️ | Parsippany, NJ

Nand Desai @ndesai14

216 Followers 269 Following Stay hungry, stay foolish. 〽️ | Parsippany, NJ

#1 Kobe Bryant fan, Lakers fan | ✶✶✶✶ Chicago ✶✶✶✶ | Family 1st 🖤🤞🏽

LeLuka @Ztupid24

152 Followers 396 Following #1 Kobe Bryant fan, Lakers fan | ✶✶✶✶ Chicago ✶✶✶✶ | Family 1st 🖤🤞🏽

I didn't change. You just never knew me.

Real Posts @RealsPosts

4K Followers 7K Following I didn't change. You just never knew me.

Comedic Musings of Everyday Life

The Naked Hangover @NakedHangover

13K Followers 13K Following Comedic Musings of Everyday Life

Comedy all Day Everyday. @Pantsdonkey CEO and Owner of https://t.co/3aXs13CwU8 The rest just ask.

Justin Cider @PantsDonkey

89K Followers 91K Following Comedy all Day Everyday. @Pantsdonkey CEO and Owner of https://t.co/3aXs13CwU8 The rest just ask.

Poker and Pizza #viewsaremyown™

Nathan @nearly1980

3K Followers 821 Following Poker and Pizza #viewsaremyown™

Sai Ramesh @sai_guy_

207 Followers 207 Following LA Lakers

Mik @MVPsometing6

29 Followers 368 Following

Kay Patel @KayPatel96

561 Followers 558 Following Levels to this

deeps @akipeedika

85 Followers 112 Following

A reporter asked Jimi Hendrix what it was like having the greatest Twitter account in the world. Jimi said “I don’t know, you should ask Jerry Lock.”

Jerry Lock, pallbeare... @jlock17

8K Followers 8K Following A reporter asked Jimi Hendrix what it was like having the greatest Twitter account in the world. Jimi said “I don’t know, you should ask Jerry Lock.”

doobler @doooobler

62 Followers 78 Following

Funny Young Men @SatansPrius

9 Followers 28 Following

HB @Homeless_Bacon

148 Followers 228 Following

digitus infamis™ @eunoiam

12K Followers 11K Following Brand specialist|Graphic designer|Artist|Poet|Photographer|Culinary skills|Bohemian|Wanderlust|~Tweetering on the edge of insanity~

Lee Eaton @BrendinEaton

84 Followers 211 Following Human

College Is 2 Short @collegeis2short

10K Followers 30K Following

A woman amongst girls. Former Democrat, but with age comes wisdom. Baseball Fan, go Pirates!

The Kittens Mittens @KittensMittens

74K Followers 70K Following A woman amongst girls. Former Democrat, but with age comes wisdom. Baseball Fan, go Pirates!

I follow back :)
In a relationship 3

Marc @Marc_Felix2

43 Followers 197 Following I follow back :) In a relationship 3

Stefanie Rehe @Stef_Rehe

231 Followers 215 Following

beckayye @RebeccaMaher15

219 Followers 259 Following

Original and official U of M class of 2018 Twitter account. Not officially associated with the University of Michigan. #Victors2018 #BleedMaize #BleedBlue

U of M 2018 @UofM2018

430 Followers 558 Following Original and official U of M class of 2018 Twitter account. Not officially associated with the University of Michigan. #Victors2018 #BleedMaize #BleedBlue

j @jquinilty

176 Followers 173 Following

Monkey see, monkey fuck you

Cool ass Monkey @Coolassmonkey

73 Followers 434 Following Monkey see, monkey fuck you

Sophia Perlmutter @SophiaPerl

65 Followers 76 Following

Keep it classy.

MrNanners @MVP__Perdos

329 Followers 353 Following Keep it classy.

SHEEED @sheedclutch45

2K Followers 2K Following #HTTR 🇦🇫 "We were born to love, and we were born to have the courage for it. So be brave, the rest is easy." GODAWGS🐶

Professional acid doer

Uncle Mullet @mulletceratops

20 Followers 116 Following Professional acid doer

28 https://t.co/DRMLJ9iT4F

shannon shorty @ShannonShorty

197 Followers 668 Following 28 https://t.co/DRMLJ9iT4F

Perspective out now

https://t.co/ndLKP4shes

jinsang @jinsangbeats

14K Followers 99 Following Perspective out now https://t.co/ndLKP4shes

i don't use this

scrumpy @MagicScrumpy

7K Followers 157 Following i don't use this

@mach1alex19 all accounts: Gmail/YouTube/Instagram #meleeitforward

Alex19 @mach1alex19

21K Followers 721 Following @mach1alex19 all accounts: Gmail/YouTube/Instagram #meleeitforward

Head Organizer @TheBigHouseSSB • Club Volleyball Coach @L2_vbc • TO @MeleeItOnMe @GamersOutreach • Alum @UMich

Robin Harn @JuggleRob

10K Followers 617 Following Head Organizer @TheBigHouseSSB • Club Volleyball Coach @L2_vbc • TO @MeleeItOnMe @GamersOutreach • Alum @UMich

spectator, ambassador, organizer

Chris Fabiszak @War_and_Peach

15K Followers 38 Following spectator, ambassador, organizer

Anotherwave Coming Wednesday👇

TYCHO : ISO50 @ISO50

67K Followers 362 Following Anotherwave Coming Wednesday👇

to quit or not to quit

Unfiltered Toph @UnfilteredToph

8K Followers 115 Following to quit or not to quit

Hax$ @ssbmhax

46K Followers 6K Following B0XX / 1.03

Pro Super Smash Bros. Melee competitor 🏆 #1 Pikachu player ⚡ Twitch streamer 🎮 Powered by @Tempo_Storm 🌩️

Tempo🌩️| Axe @TempoAxe

104K Followers 593 Following Pro Super Smash Bros. Melee competitor 🏆 #1 Pikachu player ⚡ Twitch streamer 🎮 Powered by @Tempo_Storm 🌩️

Above average Melee player / Employee of https://t.co/w8HqQDNo5a

Mango's Friend | Luck... @Legend0fLucky

45K Followers 664 Following Above average Melee player / Employee of https://t.co/w8HqQDNo5a

Large Big @rudetanks

7K Followers 564 Following ✒️🖇🖋🚧🍙🌱

Mike Wilson @THMikewilson

21 Followers 141 Following

SSBM+GG Strive EVO winner for @TSM from Sweden. Always improving. I stream on Twitch. Looking for Sponsors for 2027 and beyond -Business email: l3ff3n@gmail.com

Leffen @TSM_Leffen

256K Followers 1K Following SSBM+GG Strive EVO winner for @TSM from Sweden. Always improving. I stream on Twitch. Looking for Sponsors for 2027 and beyond -Business email: [email protected]

Smash/FGC caster, software engineer, streamer, dad. EN/日本語. IIDX 皆伝, 2x Carat Clash Champion

Toph @toph_bbq

78K Followers 3K Following Smash/FGC caster, software engineer, streamer, dad. EN/日本語. IIDX 皆伝, 2x Carat Clash Champion

Falco https://t.co/kuZwCnHyCC

Weston Dennis @WeshBallz

56K Followers 55 Following Falco https://t.co/kuZwCnHyCC

Smash Bros Enthusiast, Karateka, Youtuber. https://t.co/fDQXW0lGRd 👈
I'll fight you in game or IRL 😁

Sempai @SempaiSean

2K Followers 40 Following Smash Bros Enthusiast, Karateka, Youtuber. https://t.co/fDQXW0lGRd 👈 I'll fight you in game or IRL 😁

Professional Melee Player and Content Creator looking for team!
business email: ppmdbusiness@gmail.com

Kevin Nanney @PPMD

94K Followers 24 Following Professional Melee Player and Content Creator looking for team! business email: [email protected]

https://t.co/sppYC3YvRA
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https://t.co/aLtsJvV06n
Business: Adam.lindgren93@gmail.com

Adam Lindgren @ArmadaUGS

132K Followers 440 Following https://t.co/sppYC3YvRA https://t.co/Y65VsY2A5v https://t.co/aLtsJvV06n Business: [email protected]

Multiple time Smash Bros. World Champion

Forbes 30 Under 30

#1 Coach on Metafy: https://t.co/PvkcZo5rcu

stream https://t.co/3zwJIuAqBr

mew2king@yahoo.com

Jason Zimmerman @MVG_Mew2King

191K Followers 6K Following Multiple time Smash Bros. World Champion Forbes 30 Under 30 #1 Coach on Metafy: https://t.co/PvkcZo5rcu stream https://t.co/3zwJIuAqBr [email protected]

Mr. Jigglypuff. 3-Time #1 SSBM Player in the World. Co-Owner @TeamLiquid. Host of the Weekly Cashbox!

hungrybox @LiquidHbox

321K Followers 2K Following Mr. Jigglypuff. 3-Time #1 SSBM Player in the World. Co-Owner @TeamLiquid. Host of the Weekly Cashbox!

Forged in the fires of Smash Bros Melee. Ex-Twitch. The guy who brought y’all Community Sub Gifting & Bits. Husband and father. (any pronoun is koo)

Bobby Scar @bobbyscar

71K Followers 969 Following Forged in the fires of Smash Bros Melee. Ex-Twitch. The guy who brought y’all Community Sub Gifting & Bits. Husband and father. (any pronoun is koo)

greg @GrowlyGrego

24K Followers 763 Following

FLYLO @flyinglotus

455K Followers 2K Following

Comedian & invented paperclips. Check out my stand-up set https://t.co/YtxdzK8qC0 and the Random Thoughts Podcast https://t.co/llr1HP9yAy

Robert Omoto @bobbyomoto

17K Followers 10K Following Comedian & invented paperclips. Check out my stand-up set https://t.co/YtxdzK8qC0 and the Random Thoughts Podcast https://t.co/llr1HP9yAy

if it ain’t a good mornin…then it’s great one

Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3

49K Followers 1K Following if it ain’t a good mornin…then it’s great one

繁登 @__SHIGETO

23K Followers 830 Following

Ghostly. Of Art & Artifice since 1999.

Ghostly International @ghostly

106K Followers 63K Following Ghostly. Of Art & Artifice since 1999.

is this thing still on?

krautsider @krautsider

27K Followers 30K Following is this thing still on?

Do some good @ https://t.co/8PI2rK3NbI

Sam @SufficientCharm

22K Followers 490 Following Do some good @ https://t.co/8PI2rK3NbI

Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR

34K Followers 4K Following Favstar

I'm wise beyond my years, but eat hay and shit everywhere. What a mess.

Peter @peter2peter2pet

373 Followers 404 Following I'm wise beyond my years, but eat hay and shit everywhere. What a mess.

STRIPE @MRHONEST2JSG

110K Followers 112K Following Hey fuck you

Does this look infected?

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

76K Followers 396 Following Does this look infected?

Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility. - George Orwell 質疑一切

Pete Sampson @PeteSampson81

82K Followers 83K Following Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility. - George Orwell 質疑一切

From Comic to CEO; Turning laughs into leadership, Building businesses with the same passion that once filled the stage FAITH-FAMILY-FITNESS

Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx

134K Followers 16K Following From Comic to CEO; Turning laughs into leadership, Building businesses with the same passion that once filled the stage FAITH-FAMILY-FITNESS

MELEE GOAT
has played entirely 2 much melee
likes to party
America.
#FlyEaglesFly
streams 2 much
https://t.co/XjCxpcyxwo
ssbmmang0@gmail.com for business

🦅🦅 GO BIRDS �... @C9Mang0

256K Followers 228 Following MELEE GOAT has played entirely 2 much melee likes to party America. #FlyEaglesFly streams 2 much https://t.co/XjCxpcyxwo [email protected] for business

LA Turtle @evan_breen

222K Followers 639 Following ha

TechnicallyRon (On al... @TechnicallyRon

146K Followers 765 Following Writer etc

Floyd @dafloydsta

30K Followers 480 Following

I talk to my car, just in case it's a transformer.

Slightly funny Jew @Dani_Feld

10K Followers 145 Following I talk to my car, just in case it's a transformer.

There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.

steve suckington @SteveSuckington

26K Followers 651 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.

One time my dad walked in on me making my Ninja Turtles kiss and we never talked about it... @SaddestTiger made my TMNT header

Donnie @donnie_fairburn

10K Followers 807 Following One time my dad walked in on me making my Ninja Turtles kiss and we never talked about it... @SaddestTiger made my TMNT header

Most people are pretty lukewarm on the whole idea of me.

helv @highwaytohelv

1K Followers 346 Following Most people are pretty lukewarm on the whole idea of me.

Just your local DMV Raver tweeting relatable rave things #Plur

DMV RAVE FAM @JustRaverThings

113 Followers 356 Following Just your local DMV Raver tweeting relatable rave things #Plur

Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! CEO: 🧩Zilla Entertainment

Piece @Piecezilla

6K Followers 207 Following Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! CEO: 🧩Zilla Entertainment

The Original Baseball Prodigy™ account. We do not own any content posted.

Baseball Prodigy™ @BsbProdigy

31K Followers 2K Following The Original Baseball Prodigy™ account. We do not own any content posted.

daedric prince of spiders ---🕷️--- i write about video games and booze for @wirecutter

haley perry @theyungspider

3K Followers 522 Following daedric prince of spiders ---🕷️--- i write about video games and booze for @wirecutter

My standup special

Kate Berlant @kateberlant

71K Followers 786 Following My standup special "Parmesan" premieres on HBO 10/16 Maddie's Secret Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ Peacock

Remember that joke that you never found funny, well its on twitter now and its still not funny

UpDog @Whats_UpDog

823 Followers 959 Following Remember that joke that you never found funny, well its on twitter now and its still not funny

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