mansplainer @SankMulticycle
🤠🤠 Joined April 2014-
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Witnesses believe Lizzo tried to order a "super salad" when asked to choose between a soup or salad at Olive Garden this afternoon.
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You could add the word Chinese to the beginning of anything and it will always be funny, like Chinese 9/11 or Chinese Jimmy Savile
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Chinese Bill Clinton be like: I did not have sexual relations with that Chinese woman.
@Chrsgonefishin @mehdirhasan Look, I don't like Melania either but it's a bit harsh to call her an anti-American pile of crap.
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The secret to winning a street drag race is having pizza dough rolled on your hood before the race
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Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke
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S1MPLE VS ZYWOO🔫😎 2500$ GIVEAWAY - like - retweet MUST JOINED BEFORE the game is finished!! If we win the game!
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i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp
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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars
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hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum
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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again
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Elon jumping off a building and doing that X thing before smashing onto the concrete
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"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?
@defencelesspt Don't get any ideas mate
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The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day
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do you think the cardinals watched conclave together and were pointing at the screen going 'that one's you'
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