Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 🅱🅴 ᗩ GOOᗪ ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ. Aspiring life ninja. Freedom-loving truth seeker. My tongue may cut you but my moral compass points North. Expert social distancer. Joined May 2013

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

It's all survival of the fittest... until you're not the fittest.

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I will not judge you for how many selfies you have, how many times you drop the F bomb, your zip code, how you wear your hair or labels, how dirty your jokes are, I judge you for how you treat people. It's simple.

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

Rice quality test but for scoring the taste and quality of different rice in burritos.

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

Don't let this pandemic trick you into an effed up haircut.

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Krishna Dharma @KrishnaDharma

6 years ago

Truth does not depend on your ability to understand it.

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Man of Letters @manofletterz

6 years ago

Is anyone else gonna tweet that their fucking car is getting 3 weeks to the gallon?

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Irishrygirl @irishrygirl

6 years ago

Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

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Constance Jones @ConstanceNBC6

6 years ago

NO SEW MASK! 😷💗😷💗 Please share with your friends !

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

People refusing to (socially) stay home rather than understanding that we can inadvertently spread a disease to others with lesser immune systems is telling about our 【e】【g】【o】and a 🅻🅰🅲🅺 🅾🅵 🅷🆄🅼🅰🅽🅸🆃🆈. 🐻☝

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firewalkonwater @fireholdingfire

6 years ago

Do I even know what time of day it is anymore? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no

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GamerApparatus @cody84887998

6 years ago

Been sayin it

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Sam Parker 🇺🇲 @SamParkerSenate

6 years ago

Twitter banned this thread: "1. Wuhan Coronavirus is an engineered offensive bi oweapon. "You're not being told this by the Mockingbird media here because the US Gov is directly responsible for the global bi oweapons arms race..." Read the rest here 👉archive.fo/AMhc6

Sam Parker 🇺🇲 @SamParkerSenate

6 years ago

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

6 years ago

We can put a man on the Moon, but we can't cure the coronavirus. No, wait. Sorry. Right now we actually can't put anybody on the Moon. And haven't been able to do so for 45 years.

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Michael Malice @michaelmalice

6 years ago

i find people surprisingly undisturbed that civilization has swiftly come to a halt

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

Bring back @howroute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

Stuck in an internal warfare not knowing if I should be angry, concerned, scared, a warrior or f*ck-it-all indifferent.

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Sarcasm @SarcasmAndTruth

6 years ago

THIS is from 2014! Reads like a script! Police State Contagion: US Plan to Use Bioweapons to Impose Martial Law ... youtu.be/5ZC0NOljRWQ via @YouTube

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Trey @treydayway

6 years ago

Wish we had him now

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CDC @CDCgov

6 years ago

@DrMattMcCarthy CDC does not have updated guidance scheduled to come out on this topic. See current CDC guidance regarding the use of facemasks: cdc.gov/coronavirus/20…