SarcasmLouis @SarcasmLouis
Do i look like a guy with a plan? Raccoon city Joined May 2011-
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Relationship status: Waiting for a miracle.
Relationship status: waiting for a miracle.
Not that i don't like you, i just don't want to see your face today.
Any drinks sir? Yes, vodka and depression please.
too* That is a proof that i'm too busy to study.
#whenbrokepplgetmoney they become broke again shortly after.
Why the hell should i make up my bed if i'm goin to sleep on it later?!
Think i'm going to be a sumo wrestler. So i can give people a good excuse for my excessive eating.
What doesn't kill you, makes you fatter.
You really think you can have me just by putting some piercings and tattoos? Certainly yes.
That awkward moment when poeple tweet about that awkward moment.
#areasonwhyimsingle Didn't win the genetic lottery.
Ever wonder why are dogs, the man's best friend? They don't judge, they don't complain, they don't cheat...
''At least he's got a great personality'' Yea, so does my dog.
I'm totally against stereotypes and racism. Now where is my beer you lazy mexican??
You finish highschool with the hope that college people would be more mature? Yea, right, dream on mate.
Someone insult me i will: insult him back ( ) kick his ass ( ) curse him mentally until he dies (x)
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