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Call off your techno-boy-toy or I tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box Yorozuya Joined November 2019-
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
Hello this is my original creation itโs not ai! I edited it myself but someone used ai and removed some text i had and the watermark i use to show my images arenโt ai (iโm new to twitter)
but Settings app we're both boys
An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
Ainda nรฃo vi ninguรฉm falando sobre a melhor personagem da histรณria: Becky Jackson
As I was saiding
To my friend @nedfulmer. Rest now, brother. I have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla.
White people be drinking the grandsonโs pee because theyโre scared
that one oomf that loves dr pepper
And then jax meets me because I am there. I am just like him except I am red with spikey hair
genuinely how do they expect me to care about stolitz after this
My wife watched Greyโs Anatomy for a bit and here are some REAL plot lines: -A man has extra arms growing out of his back he calls โAngel Wingsโ and itโs implied he can hover with them -A dead dad possesses his son to perform surgery on his sister. The sonโs not a surgeon heโs a janitor who just broke into the OR -A man fell 40,000 ft from a plane and came in with ONE BROKEN LEG -A man gets crushed in a trash compactor so they do surgery at the dump using trash as tools. They hum the Fat Albert theme during -The hospitalโs swamped because โa guy dressed as a clown blew up a hospital downtownโ implying theyโre in Gotham City and the Joker is real -A burglar uses explosives to blow open a safe, the door then imbeds in his chest and they need a locksmith to open it so they can perform surgery -Jared from Subway is a recurring character -The main doctor has a migraine so bad she can freeze time. Itโs not played metaphorically, sheโs physically moving things
welcome to season 23โฆ itโs time to buckle in ๐ stream on Hulu tomorrow!
Nothing worse than when you can tell a show REALLY regrets a prior writing choice and is trying to backtrack so hard
From the moment Lois Lane walked in to Smallville she breathed new life into the show and an insanely fun and chemistry fueld dynamic with Clark!! They became the best thing about this show!!
a priest getting killed by a crucifix is one of of the craziest deaths ever. a blurred version of this is gonna be on youtube compilations for generations
Le prรชtre Patricio Sรกnchez est dรฉcรฉdรฉ aprรจs qu'une croix lui est tombรฉe dessus alors qu'il cรฉlรฉbrait une messe dans l'รฉglise Perpetuo Socorro
Sorry maโam your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
Mein grรถรter Albtraum als Spongebob Fan ist es meine geliebte Freunde und Familie tot aufzufinden
that shit was so gangsta
this is fmuuuuuu so badddddd
๐จMUNDO: Jovem que andava distraรญda em um shopping no Mรฉxico, foi ATINGIDA por um balanรงo que foi instalado no local.
if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh
im a bad friend because i dont really speak unless spoken to
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