Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners
I bought Bitcoin *weeks ago* and now I'm RIGHT about everything! (@rusty_twit's venting Twithandle) Deep WTAF Joined May 2020-
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Twitter rando makes positive sounding pure noise. 800 comments and hundreds of retweets. Ouch.
Twitter rando makes positive sounding pure noise. 800 comments and hundreds of retweets. Ouch.
Remember kids: it's ok to profit from a scam, as long as *you* don't fall for it! As a wise friend once told me, the universal modern excuse is "he was *just* trying to make money!"
Remember kids: it's ok to profit from a scam, as long as *you* don't fall for it! As a wise friend once told me, the universal modern excuse is "he was *just* trying to make money!"
The Bitcoin protocol merely defines what is valid and not valid. You need to *think* yourself in order to recognize "stupid". Like, omitting a change output. It's almost the exact opposite of this tweet:
The Bitcoin protocol merely defines what is valid and not valid. You need to *think* yourself in order to recognize "stupid". Like, omitting a change output. It's almost the exact opposite of this tweet:
Add the old joke PhD = "Permanent head Damage"?
This guy is a genius!
This guy is a genius!
Couldn't have said it better myself!
FEAR MY MATH SKILLS! I AM CLEVER! Pretty sure there are 64 halvings though.
FEAR MY MATH SKILLS! I AM CLEVER! Pretty sure there are 64 halvings though.
I'm having trouble verifying decentralization of holders and miners on my node though, I must be using it wrong?
I'm having trouble verifying decentralization of holders and miners on my node though, I must be using it wrong?
Yet the existence of this stupid tweet proves everything really is permitted.
Yet the existence of this stupid tweet proves everything really is permitted.
In the early days, if someone heard Roger Ver talk for five minutes, they'd usually say "Bitcoin? Jesus."
In the early days, if someone heard Roger Ver talk for five minutes, they'd usually say "Bitcoin? Jesus."
Yeah, when I look at Bitcoin Twitter, I see nothing but courage...
Yeah, when I look at Bitcoin Twitter, I see nothing but courage...
Engage with me! I DARE YOU!!
Something is badly wrong with your God, I think.
Something is badly wrong with your God, I think.
I am only here for the prophets.
Geez, have you tried just *asking directly* for a hug?
Geez, have you tried just *asking directly* for a hug?
FML if this happens I can never retire this account...
FML if this happens I can never retire this account...
So true: I was in awe of this tweet too.
So true: I was in awe of this tweet too.
CONFUSION?
netbsd enjoyer @notgrubles
60K Followers 1K Following I like #Bitcoin, FOSS, old hardware, world domination.
That Is Not A Grouch @brian_trollz
31K Followers 2K Following bring down the government, they don't speak for us Technical Editor @BitcoinMagazine
William Casarin 🇨�.. @jb55
28K Followers 4K Following #bitcoin core,⚡️& #nostr dev. I made @damusapp, npubs and zaps. banned in china. nostr:[email protected]
Steve Barbour @SGBarbour
55K Followers 2K Following Fiat minimalist, engine maximalist | Owner @upstreamdatainc | https://t.co/vIjwrbBMO9
Mandrik @Mandrik
44K Followers 1K Following Sold baklava for #Bitcoin in 2011. Nostr: #npub1qex7yjtuucs6ac49kjujdgytrjsphn5a4pdscu2w3qlprym4zsxqfz82qk Past: @blockchain/@BitInstant
Rene Pickhardt @renepickhardt
31K Followers 273 Following #Bitcoin & #lightningnetwork developer & educator demanding open knowledge! Proud member of @wikimediaDE @de_Serlo & former #BTW17 Frontrunner of @piratenpartei
Murch @murchandamus
20K Followers 662 Following Ponders #bitcoin · Moderator https://t.co/aRsp6sCM7z · Contributor https://t.co/HfuETtRk0c · Co-host https://t.co/N3tD4MnHof & https://t.co/zn45qWna8K · Engineer @chaincodelabs
Carman @benthecarman
21K Followers 1K Following building @MutinyWallet | ⚡ [email protected] | npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz
Matt Corallo @TheBlueMatt
71K Followers 240 Following 10th known contributor to Bitcoin Core. Full-Time Open-Source Bitcoin+Lightning Projects @spiralbtc. Networking and musings @as397444. Mostly reposting @soona.
k3tan @_k3tan
15K Followers 1K Following Co-founder @ministryofnodes | Bitcoin Node Guides @ https://t.co/VPcUpXe71Q | Nodes @ https://t.co/KUNzOhDj3Y | Personal blog @ https://t.co/HJ5hTs7HrG |
Anita ⚡🍊🏳️�.. @AnitaPosch
28K Followers 745 Following Freedom Tech. Sharing Bitcoin knowledge at @cracktheorange | Founder @bffbtc
Rijndael | BIP-420 �.. @rot13maxi
18K Followers 3K Following symmetric block cipher. Artificer @TaprootWizards. Vires in Numeris
EXCLUSIVE niftynei CO.. @niftynei
16K Followers 3K Following b/acc affiliate. more cringe than based. bitcoin, nix, next-gen dev ed @base58btc 👩🏫 ✍️ writes @basicbitchsoftw ⚡️ runs @core_LN 🧡 sells @liquidityads
Pieter Wuille @pwuille
97K Followers 310 Following Find me on Mastodon: @[email protected] Cryptography and #bitcoin stuff at @ChaincodeLabs. Formerly @Blockstream, @Google, @DTAI_KULeuven.
FractalEncrypt ∞/21.. @FractalEncrypt
27K Followers 3K Following Cypherpunk Artist infusing software, math, art, tech, and chemistry into biological interfaces. #BitcoinOnly. No Shitcoins. No NFTs. https://t.co/R0dsYMsF02
Vlad says you should .. @TheVladCostea
16K Followers 2K Following Your Bitcoin influencer's influencer. Host of the Bitcoin Takeover Podcast, writer of the open source @btctkvr mag. Check out my work: https://t.co/KsITZfNVtm
zero fee routing ⚡ @zerofeerouting
6K Followers 361 Following Retired node operator. Promoting free payments on bitcoin's lightning network.
TheRustyTwit @rusty_twit
19K Followers 118 Following Free/Open Source dev. Coding Bitcoin Lightning #CLN. Disclosure: https://t.co/FKKy1mfalr
Jimmy | LNHANCE @BunkFreamon
1K Followers 3K Following #bitcoin #nostr: npub15r70r990f0pxftznws0ttvx3f3d9yqldurrzd9a7xp9k62k4scyqxkhvth
Dave.soul @daveh8541
151 Followers 444 Following Jack of All Master of None. Veteran Entrepreneur. Crypto Student always learning. Trying to remember the words to a song nobody wrote
kramcor @kramcoriri
57 Followers 131 Following Poker, Health, Motorbike and Humour afficiando...more on enthusiasm than knowledge. Bitcoiner...BTCBTCBTC
Rolgyur Dechen @forzluvof
193 Followers 207 Following
Ruben de Vries @rubensayshi
513 Followers 123 Following CTO Provable Labs. Previously CTO @ https://t.co/dkDoxVo9oC / https://t.co/lEAXjC8axP
Erik De Smedt @erikdesmedt
220 Followers 668 Following Bitcoin and data-science enthousiast All opinions are my own
BitcoinCoreLord @eatpraycone
158 Followers 838 Following
PakoVM - I myself am .. @PakoVM
854 Followers 2K Following ADHD | Linuxero | Bitcoiner delincuente | Tengo un nodo y sé como usarlo
Thomas @m_thomas40
314 Followers 2K Following #GrapheneOS happy user. Privacy maximalist. Monero and #bitcoin Passionné de réseaux, de systèmes, de bidouilles radio, et de Curly. rx/0 ftw.
FiatMax @Stackin_TR
1K Followers 838 Following Kentucky door🚪 farmer. Author"Mastering Fiat" Eats an extra helping of meat to offset a vegan. Advanced meme potential. 17th account - High Power Comedian.
Roland Hru₿aru @RHrubaru
594 Followers 1K Following Mining Gold, saving in #BTC. Turning already hard money into even harder money. I'm not telling you to buy BTC.I'm telling you to study #BTC
rare @rarepassenger
2K Followers 883 Following head of design @bitcoinbaytpa / writing https://t.co/ncK2XUFv4T / teaching https://t.co/32dNaOC4iE / meme fighter 2020 / powerlifting
The Real Bitcoin Club @realBitcoinClub
2K Followers 43 Following Win/Win/Win is the new Win/Win, natural born winner, 5000 years winning in 5D
Theo Goodman @theog__
9K Followers 6K Following THE INTERSECTION OF SHITPOSTING AND FINE ART - The power of Zeus - The fury of Hades https://t.co/rkDvNemxJF
cogwheel @cogwheel9899
194 Followers 780 Following Here for permissionless p2p electronic cash... and Defi Kingdoms 🏰 $xmr #monero $xno #nano $jewel #dfk
Lorenzo Rey @lorenzoreybtc
4K Followers 870 Following Computer Science, Bitcoin, Classical Guitar. Delivered Bitcoin to more than 4 million users in El Salvador. Venezuelan 🇻🇪
Uncollateralised ビ�.. @Zigadeebong
2K Followers 1K Following
Nakaba @ueusonacaba
129 Followers 761 Following
ChibiChinko @ChottoKusai
119 Followers 643 Following
TheOrangeLighter @TheOrangeLightr
931 Followers 3K Following Ask not what Bitcoin can do for you – ask what you can do for Bitcoin
HODLÉire @HODLEire
227 Followers 1K Following Learning everyday. 80IQ dev. #npub1wsqvnmcru08e2h6asmcj8m4nsjlkw6wgsqk6q8u52gr38yxc9t7qxjwxra
Kumulynja 🐿️ @kumulynja
547 Followers 3K Following Building for #Bitcoin'ers @LtbLightning @KumulyDev.
Daniel Sef @danielsef
127 Followers 1K Following Experienced Software Engineer, design and develop data architectures, streaming systems and Digital Products #java #springboot #kafka #cloudnative
Sunny Ray @sunnyraycom
22K Followers 1K Following Co-founder @Unocoin, India's leading digital asset platform | Over 20 years of experience in #Bitcoin, #Robotics & #AI | Helping @sapiengamified to grow 📈
charliealibo @charliealibo
70 Followers 121 Following
Pol Espinasa @sliv3r__
354 Followers 445 Following Researching #Bitcoin and the Lightning Network ⚡ at UAB | @bcnbitcoinonly No, I don't use Arch, I just like the logo Vires in Numeris gpg: 2847 0907 B40B F26D
David Jackson @NeverPest
450 Followers 3K Following
Boatface ⚡️ @BTCMcBoatface
847 Followers 2K Following A pleb larping as an infloooencer. You can't spell #BTC without Boatface! ⚡️More people in the boat with covenants! #LNHANCE
Chris Guida | Run ₿.. @cguida6
2K Followers 1K Following Music, philosophy, fitness, bitcoin | Lightning Dev | Nostr: npub19z2uxvxz8uurr9kqa7vgmek6swurk3vra40ec8kmpf2eemx3lyqq6zfkd4
urza⚡ @urza_cc
1K Followers 776 Following Mr. Order runs at a very good pace, but old mother Chaos is winning the race. And only Love can make sense. My opinions are not always my own.
Parman 4 activate BIP.. @iparman_the
25 Followers 39 Following #Bitcoin # guides/essays (free)| Self-custody mentorship | Creator - Parmanode Bitcoin Node Software (https://t.co/9iuWzMSUIR) | YTube education - Arman the Parman
Avery @AveryKuhn3
125 Followers 2K Following bc1pulgxftxtsauwqh7mjh2mv9npzacjqr8uf0lvhhxpdzzyxu6g8d8qhnatv0 make frens
Azz @Nowland_heights
117 Followers 402 Following Jesus's and Bitcoin are two things I believe in despite most people around me don't get. #Nostr: npub1wvtljy7rmeeeaqat9hwxwq9g7h90ghavtgpvd2yxk400ndlrf4qsytjhd0
Maksim Klimovets @maks9064
438 Followers 3K Following
Jessica Richard @jessicaRqp
136 Followers 1K Following Love Having Fun And Meetings New People Around The World
John Wood Business Li.. @Johnwood2020
562 Followers 3K Following
EXCLUSIVE niftynei CO.. @niftynei
16K Followers 3K Following b/acc affiliate. more cringe than based. bitcoin, nix, next-gen dev ed @base58btc 👩🏫 ✍️ writes @basicbitchsoftw ⚡️ runs @core_LN 🧡 sells @liquidityads
Maurus D @H4d35XY
56 Followers 213 Following
Roger Carvalho Parody @BchErrorLog
60 Followers 408 Following I like big blocks, zero fees and 0confs; I really hate default off flags and bitcoin core contributors! I am the defender of bitcoin! Parody
Robert ₿reedlove @Breedlove22
367K Followers 4K Following Freedom Maximalism & #Bitcoin. The "What is Money?" Show: https://t.co/ADLtBE1K5H nostr: #npub15vzuezfxscdamew8rwakl5u5hdxw5mh47huxgq4jf879e6cvugsqjck4um
BTCPay Server @BtcpayServer
51K Followers 31 Following Best way to accept #Bitcoin. No fees, no intermediary. Free, open source & self-hosted Bitcoin payment processor for self-sovereign individuals and businesses.
Rosa-Maria Ryyti⚡�.. @RosaRyyti
17K Followers 93 Following Miss Universe Finland 2015. 1st class #Bitcoin citizen.
John Vallis @johnkvallis
57K Followers 2K Following Writing. ⚡[email protected] npub1cqm6dztalp4l6n04f9k20c333xftgangjla337736dr6faz9na0qf2hjec
Udi | BIP-420 🐱 @udiWertheimer
197K Followers 6K Following stay humble, stack cats 🐱 @QuantumCatsXYZ 🫧quantum cats on magic eden: https://t.co/uZvXiEWYSX
@arunned @jratcliff Wow! Hey! @SayBitcoiners, 👀look👀! It's this month's contender for "most aromatic bullshit." Will this be the first winner post-hardening?
@SayBitcoiners It should be called "Bitshift" anyway. And there are infinite "Halvings" and a bugfix
@hudsonjameson Clear case for @SayBitcoiners I'd say!
@rusty_twit @SayBitcoiners Yes, that there's little competition is why it's easy to do a better job than most people, and how you get empowered to fix things... (Offering charitable interpretations is also an area where there's very little competition)
@SayBitcoiners Why? Do you have a problem with basic natural laws?
@Breedlove22 if i were a robert breedlove parody account then i would’ve tweeted this exact tweet
@Swan @knutsvanholm @SayBitcoiners, is this one the weekly winner? Will it be a contender for the month? Where's the ranking board?
I had an incredible weekend representing @btrust_builders at the @base58btc LARPS #larpnation Training in Mexico 🇲🇽! “Writing a description for this thing for general audiences is bloody hard. There's nothing to relate it to” - #SatoshiNakamoto | So we say, let’s play a game!
@SayBitcoiners When I saw this thought immediately of you😂😂😂
@SayBitcoiners It's enough to make you want syphilis and gout to make a comeback.
he is back
I'm building a new blockchain based on the writings of Satoshi Nakamoto.
@ajtowns @SayBitcoiners Oh he’s back! Thanks AJ! Haha
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