ShitMaheshSays @SaysMahesh

M: "I have a passion... to hate flaky pastries. The flakier they are, the hatier I become!"

Mahesh watching bailey try to eat her food while her pillow blocks half the bowl M: "Look what she's doing! Stupendicular!" A: " What? Stupendicular?" M: "Yea. Spectacularly stupid!"

M: "Just close your eyes... and think of biscoff"

"Good training for roller coasters" 🤣

M: *stares for a loooong time at this image looking confused* A: "It's a ball, attended by pickles." M: *look of revelation* "Aahh... my brain... feels... existence."

Mahesh is getting more into @EPICTheMusical than I expected Cyclops: "You killed my favourite sheep." M: "HA, his favourite sheep some more." *face of judgement*

M: "Between the 2 of us, you would be the last person people would suspect if they smelled a fart." A: "What? Why?" M: "Because society has deemed that women don't fart." A: *stunned silence* M: "I don't make the rules... That's just how it is."

Today Mahesh learned what confinement centres are 🤣

Trying to convince Mahesh to throw out his old boxers A: "There's essentially no separation between the legs anymore, just a big hole. It's time for them to go." M: " NO. Still can use." A: " Can doesn't mean you should" M: "It's called perseverance! "

Mahesh being Indian and a Penangite M: "I've never heard of it. How they know it's my favourite? "

A: "If you could learn any language, which would it be?" M: "There's a few..." M: " Italian... cuz I get to do this 🤌" M: "Spanish... cuz I get to sound like a mouse" M: " and mandarin"

Today in Confusing Text Exchanges with Mahesh...

Mahesh telling me about queer representation in FF16 in the most Mahesh way

7 years into the relationship, the romance is alive and well... fueled by roast chicken.

M: "What do you call that brazilian marshal art? Acapella?" A: " You mean capoeira?" M: "*nods* yea. Capererra."

Mahesh shaming Bailey today

A: "Would you love me if I was a worm? 🤣" M: "It would depend whether you were a human-sized worm" A: "Wait... what? Would my being human-sized be a pro or a con?" M: *dead serious* "HUGE con"