ScannerChronicles @ScannerChronic1

"I sad used them NOT to light fireworks in the roadway." Happy Fourth of July, y'all!

"Caller is being remotely harassed over XBox"

"Subject walked out of store with a lawnmower in a shopping cart and is not#w waiting at the bus station."

"MVC - golf cart with possible ejection"

"Caller said the hospital is force-feeding him medicine."

Cop after arresting juveniles causing general mayhem - "My little guy has short man syndrome - where do you want me to put him."

“Caller says a group of people are in the parking lot and being loud - not doing anything - he thinks they’re playing cards.” 😒

“A man with a large growth on his neck was loudly conversing on the phone that he was going to kill someone tonight... and he was serious...”

Always good when you hear back-to-back calls dispatched to your neighborhood - sounds like someone had a crazy house party.

"There's a man in a rainbow Nylon body suit running down the road carrying a baby doll." #911call

#Scannerchronicles “About that alarm at [ ] - the door is tied together with a piece of rope.” #seemssafe #goodenough

Normal couples lie in bed on a Friday night and listen to the radio, right? #911dispatchers

I'm sorry ma'am, the police cars do not fall out of the sky the moment you dial 911

#Scannerchronicles Dispatcher: “Did you request an ambulance for jaw pain?” Officer: “Yeahhhh she says her mouth hurts.”

#Scannerchronicles “A caller named BARRBARAAA is saying that another is parked in HER handicap space. (Emphasis on the name to convey the “wtf” tone of dispatcher)

#Scannerchronicles “Don’t known if caller is foreign national or 10-56” (intoxicated pedestrian)

#Scannerchronicles: “Possible overdose. Caller claims the female is running around screaming that he beat her. Found her unconscious and slapped her to wake her up. She’s apparently been drinking. I don’t know what she overdosed on...” This dispatcher’s tone is so amused...

#scannerchronicles “Report of an elderly female pushing a shopping cart through the drive thru started kicking his car.” Lady needs her Taco Bell! Get out da way!