Johnny 'Big Onion' Maloney @Scatterbrains
Do Not Exceed Recommended Daily Dosage Amounts. (he/him) Hey, that sky is blue! What a Scatterbrains I am. Vancouver, BC Joined May 2011-
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Simply the greatest movie scream ever.
They're called Boeing because that's the sound they make when they hit the ground.
Imagine knowing someone and then hearing them say "Oh boy! I forgot that Ben Shapiro's new episode drops today!"
*whispers* Legacy of Kain...
I'm an adult now, That's what I've been told. Should start dreaming up investment opportunities, Or let my business fold. Turns out I'm all grown up, Feel a bit dumb about a couple of things, Could have just relaxed, and been a bit missing.
The internet is a strange, amazing place. instagram.com/reel/C4WozbivX…
Wait... Brenda & Eddie were STILL going steady in the summer of '75?
I'll take "Things You Should Have Noticed on a First Date" for $800, please.
Times so tough, my BLT is just an L.
I STILL OFFER A PLACE SOMEWHERE ELSE, AS I HAVE NOT SPOKEN IN CODES, BUT I MAY HAVE THEM.
Kermit's always been my kind of ladies man. @renegadecut @austinyorski
Johnny 'Big Onion' Maloney retweeted
I may have chosen Drop Goodwood's theme prematurely... youtu.be/lb0X7XKkzcw?si…
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@Scatterbrains Right up there with the Wilhelm scream
Without a doubt
me: oooohhh i'm so unhinged. i'm unhingedmaxing. random person writing into dear abby:
I used AI to recreate my grandpa's dead wife and something amazing happened
@Scatterbrains Thanks so much, Johnny :)
Not sure Spidey can take on an entire city, but he’s certainly high enough level
I’m going to be on my favorite television show!
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Overheard some guy talking about “females” in a derogatory manner, but when I got ready to tell him to shut up I realized he was an exterminator complaining about a mole infestation.
A Sad Trombone Sound You Can Play in the Background When Someone is Breaking Up With You
Well, I fucked up, this is clearly the book I should have gotten @Scatterbrains for Christmas.
The perfect art book doesn't exis--
Chekov enters the room, casually placing a strap on dildo on the counter top Dinner party guests eye each other anxiously
ICYMI, Bachelor update for Pathologic 2!
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In 2011, I was taking a History of Film and Animation class in San Francisco. I asked if we’d be covering the Fleischer Superman cartoons and the professor replied, “I’m not wasting my time on that garbage.” An involuntary “Fuck off.” rolled out of my mouth like a bowling ball.
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