Kelly Schumacher @Schugoo
Aspiring “Caption This” artist. twitter.com/#!/schugoo Effingham, Illinois Joined August 2011-
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Steve Young didn’t start until he was 30 so the Falcons are geniuses because ya gotta ease lefties into a starting gig. The Bears didn’t give Cade McNown enough time. @Foxworth24 @CKravitz17 #NFLDraft
Hey @netflix you just e-mailed recommending that I watch the latest special from @jimmycarr which I watched yesterday. It was hilarious as expected, but are you even listening to me? I feel like we’re growing apart & you don’t know me at all.
Hey @jessica_smetana do you think Angel would appreciate being called “Princess Chi-anna?”
I live in a town which I believe to be one of very few that constantly sounds like trains are fighting one another at all times. Who you callin a passenger train ya back & forth pile of steel? Yo mama has an enormous caboose!
Ya think @itsgabrielleu calls @DwyaneWade “Number 3” when he fouls up? “Ya wanna shoot that again Number 3?”
Hey @gregcote My barber’s name is Sonny. Eclipse my hair. #TimelyDadJokes @__ChrisCote @YetiBlanc_
Hey @Foxworth24 are you as furious with @CSimmsQB for sayin Coop doesn’t have the skillset to be a starting cornerback in the NFL as Bomani is with J. Cole?
Salute to King @roybelly for the Brett Butler reference. That was some true Grace Under Fire.
I just started E1 S21 of @BravoTopChef & got goosebumps exactly 1 second before @KristenLKish said she got goosebumps in the welcome intro. Also, can we rebrand Last Chance Kitchen with “Last Chance Kish’n?”
My 7 year old son just informed me when he makes a basket he yells “IN THE COOKIE JAR!” I’m not a real hooper like @10DayTony so…is that a thing?
My Mt. Jokemore for all time stand up comedians in no particular order: George Carlin, @DaveChappelle, Mitch Hedberg, @nealbrennan even if he biffs it in his new special coming next month. Spoiler alert: he’s not gonna.
Has anyone seen Theo James running on The Gentlemen?
I’ve a newfangled idea for a podcast where women talk about sports & other such things FEETuring with @lucy_rohden & @jessica_smetana which showcases a COMPLETELY original segment called “WomIN or WomOUT.”
Jadeveon Clowney is the left handed reliever of pass rushers. That dude has a rubber arm & will eat up innings.
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two more hot dogs.
You can only add two things.
The bird that looks like a coroner
Whats in your backpack that would keep you from getting drafted? I’ll go first: at least eight stroopwafels from flights as long ago as 2021 that I’m hanging onto “just in case”
god i hate scouting so much
When I meet the Founding Fathers in the afterlife I am beating every one of their asses just for fun
VIVEK RAMASWAMY: “When we face our founding fathers in the afterlife and they ask us what sacrifice did you make for your country we better have a damn good answer for them.” 🔥🔥🔥
when I see James Madison’s little ass
To all the players who didn’t get their names called this weekend or haven’t gotten a contract yet… Your destiny will be determined by what you are willing to do to reach it…& NOT by people ill-equipped to see your value. Just keep working and when the time is right, raise…
@homelesspimp he told a lady to calm down
"Want one too dada?" "Yeah dude, let's go!"
The Lions are kicking so much ass in this draft. A corner room of Terrion Arnold, Carlton Davis and Ennis Rakestraw Jr. is one of the most shit-talking, physical groups in the NFL. I love it
imagine the pest control man coming over, assessing the problem and then going back to the truck and starting a pot of grits 😂😂
Am I the only person that was taught to pour grits on an ant pile?
Written from the perspective of Kirk Cousins: “A multi-million dollar bond, our deal Then they brought you in, Shiny and new, my next Achilles heel You lurk behind me on the bench My future in your hands to wrench”
@TheWilderThings Need Taylor's take on the Penix pick.
Joe Alt is a perfect lineman because he looks like a huge baby
A little too on the nose for the Penix pick, IMO
Jerry Jones seems like a big jump-pass guy @PabloTorre @Foxworth24
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones when asked why they haven’t gotten deals done earlier with Dak Prescott, CeeDee Lamb: “We’d like to see more leaves fall. We’d like to see more action. It’s called option quarterback. I’ve spent my life (playing) option quarterback. I want to see some…
Big shout out to @FieldYates, one of the best dudes I know and absolutely one of the best draft teammates you can imagine. He saved us constantly during commercial free draft broadcasts on digital. He deserves every ounce of shine he is about to get on the main TV broadcasts.
TK Me Out To The BallGame! @PTI
happy draft weekend to all who observe. give em hell tonight @minakimes
I’ve never seen this video of @minakimes after the #Seahawks drafted DK Metcalf, but it is hilarious! 😂😂😂
Some fun news: The Mina Kimes show featuring Lenny is nominated for a Shorty! Please vote and then reply w a screenshot—gonna pick two people at random to send limited edition hats 🐶 Vote here : shortyw.in/3WfE9IO
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