ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

Teacher Math and Science/Failed Author/ NY✈️FL. He/Him/Dude. Got my Pup and Girl. Love Podcasts, Making People Laugh. #zeitgang authorhouse.com/en/bookstore/b… Florida, USA Joined August 2020

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Thought experiment. genie gives you one wish. It must be something for you. Here’s the kicker your wish WILL impact 10 strangers. 1m in your bank means bye to the single moms 2k savings,family 4 down payment on a new. Full fridge for you Empty for everyone. What do you choose

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

If you live in Flo and voted @marcorubio last election explain to to what he has done for Florida that makes him so great. I failed Spanish 6 times in a row but I WILL LEARN HOW TO SPEAK IT FLUENTLY. If that’s the only reason you re-elect. Poop your pants Marco

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Hey @SenRickScott remember when you tried to privatize prisons when 72 percent of the state said no other wise. Poop your pants you dick burglar. Picture from last week.

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Lindsey Graham is the only hobbit all the other hobbits hate for no other reason than he sucks. @LindseyGrahamSC #chokeonit

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

I am going to make it my goal to remind @LindseyGrahamSC that he is a little bitch and if him and @tedcruz wanna come fight me anytime they can. Lindsey you hobbit piece of trash and ted your about as manly as the gauze pads on my man IV. Hate you both more than my cancer

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Biden win don’t excite me. @LindseyGrahamSC losing that would of been exciting. Watch his little, no dick, bitchy, shit stain ass, cry would prob made me so excited my cancer just leave my body. Enjoy getting fuck with that limp hobbit dick. Take me 2 NC youtu.be/tHnA94-hTC8

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Hey fools got my eye on this sweet ass mahogany casket. Need you libs to by some of these books so my family can send me out in this bad boy so spend some cash, get some laughs, let me die in class. amazon.com/Trumps-Lessons…

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Still in this hospital bed any work on this whole election thing. Last I heard Dewey had it in the bag but Truman has a silent majority.

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

So you know how artist drawings sky rocket in value after they have died?MAYBE ITS THE SAME FOR WRITERS. Think about it get in on the ground floor. You get a funny books I get a decent funeral and donate@the rest to charity’s amazon.com/Trumps-Lessons…

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

So still in hospital doctors found some spots on spine doing more test. I don’t do mortality vey well mine included so my tweets may end up being really funny for a week.

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Straight up not a joke been in the hospital since the 3rd we still don’t ha a president?

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Disappointed in my fellow Floridians. Going back to bed. Republicans crushed us. The people spoke. Gotta say I just don’t get it.

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Alex Madore @alex_madore

5 years ago

I got your election day special episode of the podcast right here #podcasts #ElectionNight podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Hey #BidenHarris2020 and #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica peeps. Can I get some retweet on my satirical adult children’s book about Trump. It’s funny and will make the W a little sweeter. Plus you be helping a broke teacher. Amazon B&N physical and digital authorhouse.com/en/bookstore/b…

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Just do it idiots

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Jesse Seth Frankel--YA Fantasy/Adventure Author @JessSFrankel

5 years ago

"A choice to be made, a price to be paid." Linden, visitor to an alternate Earth, leads an idyllic life until he finds out who's running the show. Once he knows, he finds that he may have to pay the ultimate price! #YAFantasy #middleschool #humor #scifi amazon.com/dp/B08LTZTZCC/…

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

Sometimes I start typing things on here to egg on the alt right/MAGA. Than I stop. I try to decide if it brings any value to my life and realize it doesn’t and I wonder if it brings any to there’s and I realize it won’t so I stop. But I do kinda enjoy when you guys do it.

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ScienceMathTeach @ScienceMathTea1

5 years ago

David is an inspiration, for me not on how he switched sides but on how if we open our mind to ideas, facts, science, etc. hate and anger start to leave our heart and love and care for others begins to enter it