Counteragent @ScienceSavior
I am no fly on the wall. I am far greater than a mere insect, venomous or otherwise. (RP Account, OC) Everywhere and Nowhere Joined April 2015-
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I know what this is...! [Help arrives from the future!]
I know what this is...! [Help arrives from the future!]
Pretty girls ask for too much. This girl told me to "make her come" and I said "Where are you going?" She said "Eat me out." I said "I'm not hungry." She said "Ride me." I said "I have no license." She said "Fuck me." I said "Fuck you too!"
This is a frighteningly common occurrence... do you think we should hold an intervention for them?
I only wish the situation was as simple as it seemed at the time...
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*he's going to try cooking something for Mother's Day, god help us* *nah his future self is practically a five-star chef, it'll be fine*
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Please remember that when you feel scared or frightened, never forget the taste of pudding. When the day is dark, always remember pudding.
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now when are ya gonna meet a nice girl, settle down and gimme grandkids, overlord bethos’ son’s got five kids, i’m farklempt @ScienceSavior
... [Inhales, raises a finger as if to say something... simply slumps over and sighs.]
I feel as if I lucked out by being the only member of my immediate family with a normal, healthy sex drive...
[Gadgets out the wazoo.]
[Future Ramm is still very pure... even if his demeanor doesn't suggest it. Hey, a lot of messed up things happened in his time.]
Thanksgiving is close at hand... it is a holiday I rather enjoy. I get to cook all day, and cooking is the perfect blend of art and science!
It is necessary for me to be in peak physical form in order to protect our kingdom...
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My kids all grow up to be muscular or skinny. I don’t know how this world works.
Distinguished guests, I present to you, Mrs. Prin and Gallego Muso!
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*IS SMOOCHED AND ABSOLUTELY COULD NOT BE HAPPIER RIGHT NOW* ♥
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*takes Gallego in her arms and just locks lips with her without a moment’s hesitation, Tears Of Joy*
You can put on your rings now. I apologize once more. *ahem!* By the power invested in me by the State of Gehenna, I now pronounce you wife-
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