Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

Actor & writer. I work at writer/actor. Type things, I do! Example: bowl, trumpet, coffee! I drink, listen and hate my reliance on one of each. Guesses? he/him medium.com/@scott.t.garla… Toronto, Ontario Joined July 2014

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Lucasfilm Games @LucasfilmGames

5 years ago

Introducing Return to Monkey Island, a new game by Ron Gilbert coming in 2022. returntomonkeyisland.com

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The Honeypot @HoneypotSatire

5 years ago

"Like a band around Joe Rogan’s thighs during a deep squat — Greg felt the pull."

The Honeypot @HoneypotSatire

5 years ago

"While the police were threatening protesters with high fives and words of encouragement - the fascists - Greg's eyes were feasting on the demonstrations of hot, sweaty courage that surrounded him." by @ScootSkipScott medium.com/the-honeypot/e…

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The Honeypot @HoneypotSatire

5 years ago

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Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

5 years ago

There are some people out there, and I'm gonna sell them erotic literature. I just published Excerpt from ‘50 Shades of Freedom’ An Erotic Novel For The Freedom Trucker @HoneypotSatire link.medium.com/Tq9dVr0tXob

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Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

6 years ago

I smell burt toast: a children's play by Scott Garland

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Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

6 years ago

Cronenberg's The Fly: A Children's Play by Scott Garland

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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy

6 years ago

I can’t stop thinking about the fact we’re here where we are because people thought beer was too expensive.

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Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

6 years ago

@offordwrites These genuine expressions of love & affection don't belong on Twitter! #stopthelove

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Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

6 years ago

@luckysean I'll have you know I broke my phone, trying to get a picture of the light hitting one of my dust bunnies. Whose the pathetic loser now???

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Scott Garland @ScootSkipScott

6 years ago

If you use your ring light as a substitute for sunlight, will it affect the warranty? Asking for nocturnal shut-in, deeply in love with his house coat.