TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

2 years ago

Come join!!! #Discord

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

3 years ago

I had a dream last night that I was an employee of @GordonRamsay as he worked on his new Documentary “Ramsay’s Zoo” wherein he learned to run a zoo similar to the format of @JeremyClarkson’s farm. I can’t help but feel I’ve dreamt up genius #clarksonsfarm #GordonRamsay

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

3 years ago

Happy birthday @EmiliaJonesy!!! Hope you’ve had the best day 🥰❤️🎉🥳

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

3 years ago

Hey! Currently trying to build a fun lil’ community on discord for friends to meet new friends and hang out with each other. Gonna be doing lots of work on it over the next few months and I’d love for you to be part of the adventure! #Discord #community discord.gg/S9usrAUH

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

3 years ago

Zoos must be really confusing to pigeons and seagulls. “All I’ve seen today is rabbits and sheep but I’m pretty sure I just flew over a fucking elephant? What’s up with that?”

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

3 years ago

I’ve heard that @rickastley is very generous when it comes to giving away his collection of Disney Pixar DVD’s. He’ll part with most of them but he’s never gonna you “Up” #DadJokes

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

3 years ago

Tell me I’m not the only one super excited at the idea of a joker musical with Lady gaga as Harley Quinn? Does Todd Phillips also direct my literal dreams at night? #Joker2 #LadyGaga #HarleyQuinn #ToddPhillips #dreamcometrue

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

4 years ago

When you sign up to a trains wifi it has to specifically tell you that you will not be able to access pornographic material. So who’s been trying to crack one out on a train then?

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

4 years ago

There is absolutely no way people ride bicycles for real, it’s literally impossible. I think you’re all pressing a button the rest of us don’t know about that makes it go because it is literally not possible 😂😂

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

4 years ago

I have become convinced that @PaulHollywood is inside the costume of “Doughnuts” on #MaskedSingerUK

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

4 years ago

#WikiHunt: Henry Dawnay, 2nd Viscount Downe to Hamilton (musical) in 7 clicks, time: 2m 39s I am obsessed with this game. It’s old and it’s simple but it’s quite a fun way to pass the time

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

4 years ago

One of the greatest tragedies of modern society is the fact that @elonmusk has not yet released his own fragrance simply named “Elon’s Musk” what I wouldn’t give to make that happen #ElonsMusk #MakeItHappen

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TheLoneliestGiraffe @ScoutingForKye

4 years ago

All I want is a musical comedy written by and starring @Lin_Manuel. Also starring @EmiliaJonesy and @AlvaroMorte Who do I need to write a letter to in order to make this happen? #DreamMovie #LinManuelMiranda #EmiliaJones #TheProfessor