Trailer park boys @ScriptTPB

What are you guys taping in here? You have to have permission. Mine's doing a documentary, don't worry about it.

So what are you gonna do? I don't know. But I know what you guys are gonna do. Your going to start cleaning up this mess. Now! I don't think we got any cleaners. Clean it up!

He's not even from the park. Yeah, he thinks it's cool to live in a trailer park.

Lahey's afraid to do anything cause he's worried about getting knocked out by him too It's like he's the new park king or something, man. Shit changes, man.

But Cyrus, like.. he killed a kid when he was in reform school! He got even harder when he was there! He stole cars and he has a nine millimeter!

Shut up! You guys let me down.

Shit happens! It's not our fault!

We'll help you find a new place to live, Julian! This is my place, you idiot! I'm disappointed in you guys. Gone for 18 months, and you knew I'd be home today!

I'm runnin' the trailer park, and if that big tough fuckin' guy comes runnin' around here, throwing his little bit of weight around, well then.. FUCK OFF!

Yeah, I moved into his trailer. Nice little spot. The way I see it, this fucking Julian guy, he lost his privileges when he went off to Con College, you see? I'm the guy that owns the trailer now.

What the hell happened to my trailer, boys?!!! Okay, chill. There's this guy named Cyrus he just moved in here. There's nothin' we could do about it! He has a gun and he's nuts!

I leave this place for 18 months and let Cory and Trevor stay here and look what they do. When Julian gets back, it's gonna be so cool. The whole crew's gonna hang out again, rock the trailer park like we used to. So, we're going to clean the place up.

Stay out of my business. What a jerk, man. Ricky's back. Okay, so this is where I live.

I've only got two left and I'm not giving you any You're a f*cking dick. And Lahey, you can go f*ck yourself, okay?

Lahey's afraid to do anything cause he's worried about getting knocked out by him too. It's like he's the new park king or something, man.

But Cyrus, like, he killed a kid when he was in reform school! He got even harder when he was there! He stole cars and he has a nine millimeter!

Shut up! You guys let me down.

Shit happens! It's not our fault!

This is my place, you idiot! I'm disappointed in you guys! Gone for 18 months, and you knew I'd be home today.

We'll help you find a new place to live, Julian.