Burgel Scroon @ScroonView

If you think Tony Blair getting a Knighthood from the Queen personally is funny or deserved, tell that to the relatives of 179 servicemen and women who died in Iraq and those of the 479 whom died in Afghanistan. A lot of veterans will feel pretty angry about this.

News Headlines. 22nd November How hundreds defied Covid restrictions in Basildon 8th December Basildon coronavirus: three areas with 100% increase in cases Has anyone noticed a connection with these headlines?

Halloween has been cancelled because all the witches disregarded the rules and went out for a party and caught covid 19 and died.

Yes I do actually do this. It doesn't stop junk mail but it makes it much more enjoyable to receive. I fished some leaflets out of the recycle bin last week to send to the "We Fight Any Claim" PPI people.

Tired of receiving junk mail? Why not use it. Remove references to you, name/address/bar codes/scan icons. Keep the rest and when you have several put the trash into return envelopes and post. You could simply return it but is much better to send these people each other’s trash

Next month a UK newspaper will be holding a national survey on peoples belief in clairvoyance. The results were published last week.

Holidaymaker on the Norfolk Broads dropped a cup of water over the side of his boat. He said he is not bothered about the cup but would like the water back. It had his false teeth in it.

If you get sore eyes it could be because you do too much looking. Advice is to rest your eyes by keeping them closed for at least 5 minutes in each hour. Further advice is not to do this while driving or hammering in nails.

If you pretend to be someone else to get money it's identity theft. If you do it on TV it's funny. Well supposedly.

Who decided to blow a whistle to announce sports news. Startled while driving it could cause an accident so DON’T LISTEN TO RADIO NORWICH.

Another text told me I was due a tax refund £965 complete with web site to visit and fill details. These go to [email protected]

Yes its a phishing text. If anyone gets one like similar copy text and paste into a mail and send to [email protected].

For questions contact the RBS bankline Secure Email Help Desk at 0131 521 2231. Sincerely, RBS Online Customer Services.

Continued:- If you have concerns about the validity of this message, please contact the sender directly.

Got this text...RBS Online Dear Customer You have received a secure message. Please download and view Microsoft Word attachment.

Quiz night at the Bell Hemsby last weekend. Didn't win. Don't remember name of team that won but they should have been called the Googlers.

Changed username to ScroonView as my tweets are views of the Scroon and the underscore, this thing _ fell on the floor and I can't find it.