SeinfeldText @SeinfeldText
Text message your friends Seinfeld lines anonymously & watch their reactions on Twitter. seinfeldtext.com Worldwide Joined April 2016-
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Newman replied "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "Good luck to all Seinfeld fans in exam-block" #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man." #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "Who are you and what did you do with Newman?" #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "Well done, now leave me ALONE!!!!" #seinfeldtext
SeinfeldText retweeted
@SeinfeldText You're doing DM's too? 😂 hilarious
Newman replied "What mail? From where?" #seinfeldtext
Matt just submitted the quote "Here's to feeling good all the time"
Newman replied "This is all very insightful! Thank you!" #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "It's not a lie if you believe it" #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "Not sure who you are" #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "Oh no no these don't belong to me, I'm not the assman, I think there's been a mistake." #seinfeldtext
Newman replied "More assman quotes please!!" #seinfeldtext
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