Selene @SelBellle

Joined September 2012

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

@semilgeee @AMRice3 I know for a fact I told you about the poopin pills 😉 you’re doin great mama

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

@semilgeee Haha I tried!!!! 😂 but you also don’t want to scare the crap out of a pregnant lady

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

Wait I didn’t know @peterkrauswi could play banjo #TheBachelorFinale #thebachelorette #BeccaK

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

Becca after Lincoln walks out: “ok I’ll take him” #showsover #everyonegohome #arieisawanker #TheBachelorFinale #BeccaK

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

Becca is SO MINNESOTAN. @chrisbharrison shows her a clever billboard that puts down her ex and her first reaction is “hey that’s my car!” #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelorette

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The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow

9 years ago

Oh, Becca. Oh, Lauren B. Oh, straight people. #AfterTheFinalRose

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Watch @chrisbharrison say “tune in for the 2 hour premiere of the bachelorette tomorrow night” and then the second episode the next night and suddenly your life is an endless stream of 2 hour ABC specials #TheBachelorFinale

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

What is it about this dude that makes him so irresistible to these girls... on a good day he has the personality of stale bread @BachelorABC

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

7: you know I have a boyfriend Me: oh? What does that mean? 7: I don’t want to tell you. Me: do you guys hold hands? 7: NO THAT IS DISGUSTING Me: uhhh ok so what do you do? 7: *looks around then whispers loudly* I GIVE HIM PIGGYBACK RIDES

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

@breellelizabeth @ariejr I wasn’t!

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

“Who even cares how it ends? They don’t deserve any more of my attention,” she scoffs while hurriedly canceling all Tuesday night plans and strategizing on how to get the kids in bed by 7 again @thebachelorabc

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

Thirdly how much wine do you think I have @thebachelorabc?! 2 nights of winter games a week and now an unexpected 2 night season finale

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

Also why didn’t someone give her a damn tissue. It’s bad enough being dumped on national tv but wiping your nose on your hands over and over again is just rubbing salt in the wound @thebachelorabc

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

If they paid their editors a living wage & edited out all the “Arie sitting and staring awkwardly at a crying girl who has asked him to leave 73 times” we could have finished the damn season @thebachelorabc

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

@SoFreshNColleen can you add an option for “im not that decisive and it changes daily”

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

gofundme.com/help-a-large-f… I don’t normally do this but these people are the best people and deserve more than this. Please read and consider sharing and donating.

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Selene @SelBellle

9 years ago

man it must be nice to be a dad. walk right by your screaming baby’s door on the way to make yourself breakfast with complete confidence that it’s not your problem 😂😭🤯