Heard that @Servers_Say
The things your server really wants to say. Joined October 2012-
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Customers, I'm not there for you to treat like crap. Co workers, same to you, buttholes.
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Whoa...tough crowd! Thanks for not laughing with me and for not tipping me to. #bye
Also, man that talked to me like I was an idiot yesterday, I'm a college student working my ass off to pay bills.
Acting dumb doesn't get you anywhere in our store. Management doesn't think it's cute.
Helping a co worker with her closing duties and she is taking too long...I will throat punch you. MOVE
Co workers whine about not getting hours then trade all their shifts. Swerve
Forgot to mention that I'm not serving all summer. I'll be back in August though.
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