Ellis Portman @SexTypeThing
Just a mixed up girl. Pay me no mind. Unless you want to... That would be nice :) London-Town Joined November 2011-
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Ellis Portman retweeted
They went around the table to say what they were thankful for, but they should've started with mom, because she died before it was her turn.
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Did I just write that!? Twitter has permeated my unconscious :s
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Ellis Portman retweeted
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