Mitch Conner @Shafticus
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At the risk of sounding schizo, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a number in the news more than “33”
AERIAL FOOTAGE shows HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST DESTROYED by FIRE — 33yo SUSPECT ‘GERMAN CITIZEN’ ARRESTED
I think Bill Hicks was right when he said that celebrities who do commercials should be "off the artistic roll call forever" - and back then he was only talking about Jay Leno shilling for Doritos, not every modern celeb promoting the Life-Ruining App x.com/Variety/status…
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very
In August 2016, a video circulated showing a group in black ceremonial robes gathered around a statue of the Hindu deity Shiva Nataraja at CERN’s research complex near Geneva, Switzerland. The participants performed an occult ceremony culminating in the staged (reportedly) stabbing of a naked woman lying on the ground. The footage was recorded from an overlooking building, apparently by someone reacting in horror. CERN confirmed that the video was filmed on its property but the identities of the people responsible for the infamous 2016 mock human sacrifice at CERN have NEVER been publicly confirmed.
The Norm MacDonald documentary is terrible. They’ve totally cucked him. In choosing to construct it out of the most normie content of Norm’s cult YouTube videos they’ve destroyed the draw of those very videos. They treat him as a cult icon of all comedians in the beginning and somehow don’t include his 9/11 content, his holocaust denying ventriloquist dummy, his announcing that Andy Richter is a heterosexual fan of gay porn on Conan in the 90s, his homeless bum stories. They do the Hitler’s dog bit… I’ve been watching Norm clips since 2017. If this was my introduction to him I’d look down at him as overhyped and lame. As corny and uninteresting. The appeal of Norm is of an unsuspecting stranger saying the most unexpected yet well timed and hysterically genius comment in the corner of a bar. Messing with you and wasting your time for fifteen minutes. This doesn’t capture him at all. Just YouTube Norm on your own for two hours, which incidentally is the entire structure of the movie.
In 1983, a BBC interviewer asked Richard Feynman why two magnets push each other apart — and he refused to answer it. What he did instead is the best seven minutes on thinking ever filmed. Bookmark & watch today, no matter what.
Has Giger ever designed a creature that wasn't a penis or a vagina in some shape or form?
Crystal Lake: How Pamela Voorhees Got Her Groove Back
“It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.” ― George Orwell, 1984
White women after 100 years of voting to destroy everything that white men built.
I saw someone say once that these giant water bottles approximate the size and weight of a baby and I haven’t been unable to see it
@UFConParamount This is going to age horrendously if he loses
Brittany Mahomes 🔥
Oh tabarnac!!....
NOTHING will prepare you for the phone this ref is about to use 😂
Kathleen Kennedy (who worked on Poltergeist) has names & evidence of how Heather O’Rourke really died, and has leveraged it for power.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
Edmonton We love our drug addicts and hate our taxpayers... Hey business owner you spent your entire life trying to build, were gonna park 100 addicts in front of your shop to greet customers.... They should make the mayor live there for their term.
His killerclorian count is off the charts! Even master Freddy doesn’t have a count that high!
Goodnight and good luck!
the purpose of south park these days is to be a rosetta stone for washed up gen Xers to understand the slang used by their retarded gen alpha children
Clavicular was featured in an episode of South Park called “Looksmaxxing” where he had a mog-off 👀 x.com/thatxceo/statu…
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40K Followers 3K Following "Amsterdam? I'm New York. Don't you NEVER come in here empty handed again. You gotta PAY for the pleasure of MY company!" - Bill The Butcher/Tour Guide
flatcatJessica @jessicaflatcat
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Geno Bisconte @geno_bisconte
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Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez
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Daniel BOBO @bobo103nyc
56K Followers 9K Following Bobo from @BSITH_Podcast @CompoundAmerica & Official Mets Fan of Compound Media,Actor #LGM #7linearmy❤️love my dog Mr. Mullunigan
Kevin Brennan’s Gro... @MethPatForever
1K Followers 759 Following I don’t do Meth, I only look like I do. Every day I pray for the grim reaper to free me from this torture. Spreading Hate one post at a time. Neal Sucks.
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US Meme Corp @USMemeCorp
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