Shelley Meusburger @ShellMoose3

Joined August 2017

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Shelley Meusburger @ShellMoose3

6 years ago

I have watched more Daniel Tiger than seems humanly possible and now regularly sing the songs in my head. I swear, I used to be cool!

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Shelley Meusburger @ShellMoose3

6 years ago

Am I the only one that forgets to put lotion on every day? And then is shocked when it hurts when I do put it on!? #damnMidwestWinters #35thismonth

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

7 years ago

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away” RESPONSE: “Oooh!” SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth” RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

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Shelley Meusburger @ShellMoose3

7 years ago

po.st/N1MpNr

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Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer

7 years ago

You're going to want to make sure your friends see this: Senators Booker, Coons, and Flake just asked for the Senate's unanimous consent to pass a bill protecting the Mueller investigation from President Trump. But they didn’t get it. Because @SenateMajLdr McConnell objected.

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julia @juliashiplett

8 years ago

Men: Sexual consent is confusing sometimes Women: I've apologized to a cardboard cutout after bumping into it

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Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright

8 years ago

I take it everyone without a uterus will now stop yelling for Planned Parenthood to be shut down.

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Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor

8 years ago

I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong time ... this happened (via @ajc):