Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 @Shell_Johnson34
Shell which is short for Michelle which is the French version of my name. Portland Maine Stand Up Comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of Seltzer. Portland, ME Joined May 2018-
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Jessica Chastain starred in Zero Dark Thirty, a C.I.A. produced propaganda film used to falsely justify their own brutal torture program, and to perpetuate the lie that Bin Laden’s body was dumped in the ocean, but sure, the postponement of “The Savant” is what gives me chills.
Jessica Chastain starred in Zero Dark Thirty, a C.I.A. produced propaganda film used to falsely justify their own brutal torture program, and to perpetuate the lie that Bin Laden’s body was dumped in the ocean, but sure, the postponement of “The Savant” is what gives me chills.
The rapture better not happen before I've had my diet coke
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Woke is coming back
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conservatives after finding out charlie kirk's shooter wasn't a transgender black communist:
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makes sense to me, citi field turns 17 next year
makes sense to me, citi field turns 17 next year
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Kind of more striking who didn't speak at Charlie Kirk's funeral—neither of his parents, no siblings, no old friends, just his wife, Carlson, and a whole lineup of Trump people he maybe knew getting in their agenda talking points. He really was worth more to MAGA dead than alive
He'll have a heart attack by age 28
He'll have a heart attack by age 28
GWAR fucking rules
I'll be sure to wipe my ass with an American flag
I'll be sure to wipe my ass with an American flag
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Some of us still have backbones but fuck any comic who had Trump or Vance on their podcast. Fuck any comic who went to inauguration. Fuck any comic who pretends like this is the free speech they champion.
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Lol
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rich people pretending to be poor will always piss me off
rich people pretending to be poor will always piss me off
Oh, wow, she's so brave
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