ISQ @SherlockQuotes

Tweeting incorrect quotes to fufill your need for content || Check bio and pinned!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… any pronouns Joined March 2021

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5 years ago

Sherlock: Do you think it’s just a big April fool’s prank? Greg: What is? Sherlock: John and Mary getting married. Greg: Oh, Sherlock…

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5 years ago

John: Fantastic! Sherlock: Meretricious! Greg: And a happy new year! Mycroft: …do you really have to do that every year?

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5 years ago

Anyone: Merry Christmas, Mr. Holmes! Sherlock, John, Mycroft and Greg at the same time: Thank you!

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5 years ago

Sherlock: How about instead of kissing whoever is under the mistletoe you have to fight them!? John: No, Sherlock. Sherlock: …You could call it mistlefoe! John, sighing: Sherlock.

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Mycroft: Despite thinking myself incapable of love and all things romance, you still managed to melt my cold, unforgiving exterior. It seems foolish to say, but Detective Inspector Lestrade, I love you. Greg: Oh shut up you sappy sod, that’s why we married eachother!

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5 years ago

[We’ve hit 800 followers despite our inactivity! Thank you all. We still have a submission link so if you’d like to submit an incorrect quote the link is in our bio. :) ]

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5 years ago

Sherlock: I can’t take this anymore! Somebody needs to take me out. John: In a dating type of way or an assassination type of way? Sherlock: I don’t know, surprise me!

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5 years ago

Sherlock: Did John just tell me that he loves me? Greg: Er, yeah mate. Sherlock: And did I just do finger guns back? Greg: Yep.

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5 years ago

Sherlock: Y’know maybe it wasn’t meant to be. John: What are you on about, Sherlock? I thought we were okay. Sherlock, flailing his hands: La La Land, John! They’re not meant to be.

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5 years ago

Mycroft: John, why did I find him asleep on top of the fridge this morning? John: I don’t know? He’s a cat that’s what cat’s do I cant exactly stop him? Mycroft: John: Oh… You mean Sherlock.

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5 years ago

Sherlock (to a client): This is my ex boyfriend, John. John (to Sherlock): Will you stop saying that? John (to client): We’re married.

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5 years ago

Greg: How was the honeymoon? John: Sherlock got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”. Greg: John: I love him.

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5 years ago

Sally: What you got there? Anderson: Smarties cereal. Sally: I didn't know Smarties made cereal! Anderson: They don't... It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.

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5 years ago

@Phoenix27884 [Thank you. :).]

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5 years ago

@Phoenix27884 [Think we may do that. It’s a shame that the posts are so irregular. Apologies.]

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5 years ago

Sherlock: You idiot! Anderson: Yeah I know. But why am I an idiot this time?

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5 years ago

Sherlock: Me or your jumpers? John: Okay, me or your violin? Sherlock: Easy. You. John: Sherlock: It’s okay, I won’t make you pick.

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5 years ago

Mycroft: Here, let me see how big your hands are. Greg, bringing his hand up to Mycroft’s: Yours is bigger, we already knew that though. Mycroft, linking their hands together: Mhm… Greg: You just wanted to hold my hand…didn’t you?