Shit Cycling Shots @ShitBikePhotos
Shit Cycling Photographer occasionally publishing a shit cycling photograph. Also, cycling, cycling, cycling, Alby the Rescue Dog, and bacon. Hate Tories. England, United Kingdom Joined May 2022-
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The little car did it all by itself. No human agency whatsoever. Interesting what happened to the cyclist too. Cyclist rushed to hospital after car crash islingtongazette.co.uk/news/24271221.…
Does anybody use FulGaz rather than Zwift? Any good?
Such a good ride today. A tad lumpy but those views!!
S’alright I s’pose. 🚴🏼♂️💨💨
Here’s a little treat for all the oh-so-easily triggered right wing nationalists out there. Jeez! What a sensitive bunch!
Fuck nationalism. Your nationality is an accident of birth. Borders are imaginary lines on maps. Fuck ridiculous nationalism.
Happy Turkish born soldier in the Roman army who never set foot on English soil Day. We wunt are cuntree back! english-heritage.org.uk/visit/whats-on…
Look closely and you can see a Roman fort. It’s a well known fact that roads were built for cars and the Romans constructed them specifically for road tax-paying SUV owners. #FACT
Note the divisive language. Was every single person on a bike a ‘Lycra lout’ @NewsFrenchTony? How would you describe motorists who kill five people every day in the UK?
Note the divisive language. Was every single person on a bike a ‘Lycra lout’ @NewsFrenchTony? How would you describe motorists who kill five people every day in the UK?
I mentioned yesterday’s remarkably engaging tweet about not cleaning my car to my wife. ‘Your lack of cleaning is a bit extreme. I mean, it does look like an abandoned car.’ The neighbours love me😉
I’ve had the same car for five years. In that time I have never washed it. I’ve never understood people who spend hours cleaning their cars. I mean, it’s not as if they’re important like bicycles are they?
All over the road, 8 abreast, holding up all the team cars behind them and completely ignoring the cycle lanes THAT MY ROAD TAX PAYS FOR!!🤬🤬🤬🤬
Well, not only did I fail to photograph the riders at yesterday’s time trial but I missed the entire event. Metaphorically, I’d argue it’s my best work yet. Here’s my dog relaxing by way of consolation.
CyclingInASkirt @CyclingInASkirt
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1K Followers 2K Following Most likely to be tweeting about cycling, photography, old vehicles & modern buildings - family life by the sea/rivers/hills of Sussex. See also @irvbphotoJordan Reeve @JordanCReeve
1K Followers 991 Following Film maker and Town Planner with a focus on the built environmentJames Mac Cárthaigh @JamesMcCurthy
2K Followers 2K Following A James, Jim, Jimmy. Tour de Lidl most weekends on my Trek🚴♂️. RTÉ Lyric FM👂. A fiend for Fish & Chips. ☕️ 🍺 . Harris Tweed Jaikets & DMs. Support Libraries@ShitBikePhotos @holden_rev @crypto_tuxido Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.
@henessy_chris @ShitBikePhotos @theJeremyVine That makes no sense, Chris.
@henessy_chris @ShitBikePhotos @theJeremyVine My question stemmed from your previous ridiculous (and misplaced) assertion. Your question was merely puerile.
Proof, were it needed, that the far right are truly unhinged
We are in the middle of a culture war , where the left take over institutions, the BBC is trying to eliminate British civilisation and values. It’s war!
@space4gosforth @ShitBikePhotos Reminds me of the game we played as a kid; "what would you do if the Soviets attacked and we gotbthe 3 minute warning"😅
@ShitBikePhotos Think what you will be able to do with all those extra minutes!
@Rogue_Gunner12 Funny how you never see this on St Patrick’s day, St Andrews Day and St David’s day. It’s less about being English and more about being a thug.
Every last one of them as thick as mince.
“I’ve had enough of this country being taken away from us.” British nationalist protesters clash with the Metropolitan Police at the cenotaph on St George’s Day. 🎧 shorturl.at/pCDI7
@ShitBikePhotos Meh! Needs a couple of ravines or a nice shrubbery
@cyclingphil67 @ShitBikePhotos spots... plural... surely...
@crypto_tuxido @ShitBikePhotos Says man who pays richest guy on the planet £8 a month to get messages to 447 people. Christ, even plankton have more reach.
@ShitBikePhotos Agree, I'll send the brochure to my wife
@ShitBikePhotos It's the only thing I trust to keep my children safe.
@ShitBikePhotos When you hear one call you never forget
@ShitBikePhotos Their very common now. I'm not too far from Cannock Chase the local supermarket used to be 24 hr they had them in their car park at night. I had my favourite lunch seat near Salisbury a War Memorial with a curved seat every year saw a deer along a field edge
@ShitBikePhotos I go up the Wylie Valley near Salisbury you can hear the guns on The Plain
@ShitBikePhotos Spent many hours training on them