Shit Newsquest @ShitNewsquest
Expose the bad and promote the good Joined May 2016-
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If I wanted advice off you mate, it’d be about running a successful newspaper into the ground
lol, gutted 😭
Despite frequent cuts and increasing workloads, some content editors still get really excited by video stories
There is something dreadfully wrong with this horse
Some truly top satire from Newsquest's subbing hubs #abjextfailure
The @epsomguardian really should start aming to get the front page proof-read by a sub
Congratulations on getting the nod @themiltonjones. Top subbing, as ever, from News Shopper
What did RPatient not see before he died?! #suspense
"You sure it's not prostate cancer?" "Do I look stupid? It's obviously prostrate cancer. Cancer of the prostrate"
"But I really don't think there is anything else we can cut" "Headlines?" "@FaureWalker, you genius..."
A good editor knows how to use apostrophes. But a great editor will put that theory into practice @ParkesTheEditor
When you write a top story about NO2 pollution but your content editor failed GCSE chemistry
Remember how similar @ParkesTheEditor's story was to this GetSurrey story 3 days earlier? getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-ne…
Another tragic attempt at a caption on the front of today's Croydon Guardian
Pissed Newsquest x.com/shitnewsquest/…
Pissed Newsquest x.com/shitnewsquest/…
I don't remember that name on my ballot paper @ZacGoldemith
The name's Comet. Surrey Comet. Licence/license to quill.
"But do you not think we should put more detail into our captions?" "I don't know, I think it's pretty innovative"
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Newsquest to cut up to 19 subbing jobs *cough* @ShitNewsquest *cough* holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2016/news/news…
What a surprise @ShitNewsquest. You get rid of photographers and blow me down the copyright bill goes up! #obvious theguardian.com/media/greensla…
They used to employ a junior member of staff to do that @ShitNewsquest Well done Terry. 1/2 theguardian.com/media/greensla…
Just shows the complete contempt of staff and lack of interest in running a division properly "throw a £100 quid at it". Fools 2/2
This is my favourite so far....hang on a minute they are all so bad which one to choose? Who needs subs anyway! x.com/shitnewsquest/…
"You sure it's not prostate cancer?" "Do I look stupid? It's obviously prostrate cancer. Cancer of the prostrate"
Hub job spec didn't say anything about good knowledge of language or the ability to type it into Google dictionary! x.com/shitnewsquest/…
Pissed Newsquest x.com/shitnewsquest/…
Everyone is allowed one typo in a caption, aren't they? Two at a push. Oh. May as well go for the hat-trick then...
.@JackWilshere has been named in @England’s #EURO2016 squad. Good luck, Jack 💪
Pains me to say it, as a newspaper man, but this is funny... @ShitNewsquest
@ShitNewsquest Thanks for following. And, fair play, great account.
@ShitNewsquest @LauraProto88 don't forget 'Plane tragedy' the following week too!
@ShitNewsquest Yep can totally see now why a team of qualified, loyal, hard working subs was laid off #fail
@ShitNewsquest Don't forget the fatal ironing board incident
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