QA Room @ShitSaidInQA
Joined November 2009-
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"Santi fisted my owl today." "Did you say he fisted you hourly?"
"I'm going to check into your mouth later." "I hope so."
"Have you seen Avenue Q? It's like Sesame Street for adults." "Is it for furries?"
"Is PHP a server side language, or is it something you put on your butthole?"
"Hey Tim, eat a Cornucopia of dicks." Blank stare... "It's...it's a festive bowl."
"Forgot your burrito this morning." "That's alright, my ass is already wet."
"Morning Jon" "Fuck you Tim" (big hug from Jon) "Jon missed you."
"A couple of them got stuck between the rings. I'm fixing it though." "Like the O rings?"
"You can't Hee-Haw people!" "Why not? You're Smirnoffing people!!!" "And it can't be an open can!"
"Did you say, throat you?" "Yes. That means I was going to take my penis and shove it down your throat. Do you need to tweet pic that?"
"Fuck you, Tim! Excuse me, Fuck you Tim."..."Morning Jon?" "Thank you. I was afraid I was going to have to throat you there for a second."
Why are you always on mute? So you don't hear me yell, "Fuck you, bitch!" and, "I had sex with your mom?"
"Fucking jiggly ass gummy bears" (http://bit.ly/OFvXn & http://bit.ly/Iwi9v)
"No love tap. Come on, beat it! Beat it into submission! It'll work."
Ruth Tewes @ruth2s
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176 Followers 1K Following Designer, Front-End Developer, eCommerce Expert & Avid Wearer of Pants.
EHRMP @IndianITJobs
458 Followers 1K Following EHRMP is a startup in the space of Talent Acquisition and Recruitment Process Outsourcing solutions to the Technology sector in India.
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3 Followers 10 Following
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16 Followers 17 Following
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